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What Would Babies Say If They Could Talk
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<p>Babies. Those little, adorable creatures! A baby’s smile can literally change your day and make you forget about all your troubles. Don’t you just want to hold a cute little baby when they are laughing adorably without a care in the world? I know I do!</p>
<p>But have you ever given thought to what babies are thinking? Well, they must be thinking something! They are people too, you know. Unfortunately they can’t communicate what they are thinking but I think I know what they would tell you if they could indeed talk.</p>
<p><img src="http://s15.postimg.org/o3ckhqnsr/Baby_Thinking.jpg" width="470" height="350"/></p>
<p><a href="http://altaviehealth.com/babys-first-chiropractic-check-up/">Image Credits</a></p>
<p>Here are different day to day scenarios where a baby would like to give you a piece of his mind.</p>
<h3>1. While Playing With Them</h3>
<p><em>Ugh! Why does everyone treat me like a toy? No respect, I tell you. No respect!</em></p>
<h3>2. When parents check the diaper by sniffing</h3>
<p><em>Seriously? You’re sniffing my crotch in public? What does a guy have to do around here to get some privacy!</em></p>
<h3>3. When they learn to stand</h3>
<p><em>OMG! I am standing up. On my own feet! This is what it must be like to be an adult. See, that was easy. Oh wait, I’m falling down again.</em></p>
<h3>4. When they need to feed</h3>
<p><em>No, I don’t need a toy. I want food. Give me milk! Why are you putting me on the bed. I am not sleepy….I’m hungry. Why don’t you understand me woman? Does my crying not tell you clearly what I want?&nbsp;</em></p>
<h3>5. When random people are holding them</h3>
<p><img src="http://s22.postimg.org/xws650p4h/5.jpg" width="610" height="342"/></p>
<p><a href="https://www.babble.com/baby/10-things-your-baby-would-tell-you-if-he-could-talk/">Image Credits</a></p>
<h3>6. When you erase their drawings from the wall</h3>
<p><em>That’s it? You are just going to erase my masterpiece just like that? Hello?? I’m a future artist here! Show some support. It's tough as it is, to be a struggling artist!</em></p>
<h3>7. When putting them in a crib</h3>
<p><em>No! Not the prison again. For the love of god. What have I ever done to you? Ok! I won’t pull your hair anymore, happy?</em></p>
<h3>8. When you’re patting them on the back to make them burp</h3>
<p><em>Why do you keep doing that to me? How would YOU feel if I did it to you? I am a person you know. I got rights!&nbsp;</em></p>
<h3>9. When you change the channel on TV</h3>
<p><em>Hey dad! I was loving that show. Why you got to do that to me? And what is this NEWS anyway. It’s just an uptight woman looking straight at me. It’s freaking me out. Oh well, time to cry then!</em></p>
<h3>10. When he’s trying to convince her to remain friends</h3>
<p><img src="http://s22.postimg.org/esyuooca9/10.jpg" width="358" height="477"/></p>
<p><a href="http://www.wdish.com/what-babies-would-say-if-they-could-speak/casanova">Image Credits</a></p>
<h3>11. When you buy shoes for them</h3>
<p><em>Is this meant as an insult? I can’t even walk right now. Wait, you expecting me to walk already? Where is all this pressure coming from all of a sudden. I can’t handle this right now. Just let me crawl in peace!</em></p>
<h3>12. When the dog tries to play with them</h3>
<p><em>Someone needs to control this beast or I am gonna smack him right in the face with my toy. He keeps licking me with that dirty tongue. God knows where it has been. I am a germaphobe you know. Great! My own parents don’t care. FML.</em></p>
<h3>13. When you take them to get their vaccine shots</h3>
<p><em>I am in hell right now. A grown ass man is poking a needle into my body. Apart from the excruciating pain, I find it offensive on so many levels. It’s a total disregard for my body. I hate y’all!</em></p>
<h3>14. When you dress them in all kinds of costumes</h3>
<p><em>I am just a barbie doll to you, aren’t I? Dressing me up with all these hideous dresses, making me look like a clown! Have you ever considered what ‘I’ want? Oh! The embarrassment! They have ruined my image in front of my friends.</em></p>
<h3>15. When they fart</h3>
<p><img src="http://s22.postimg.org/o210ysl69/15.jpg" width="358" height="477"/></p>
<p><a href="http://www.wdish.com/what-babies-would-say-if-they-could-speak/who-me">Image Credits</a></p>
<h3>16. When you try to teach them to talk</h3>
<p><em>Finally! Proper English!! Though their vocabulary is limited to mama and dada, it is much better than that goo-goo, gaga bullshit! They will learn, in time!</em></p>
<h3>17. When you feed them “healthy” stuff</h3>
<p><em>Enough with this tasteless green excuse of a food. Give me some bacon and ice cream!</em></p>
<h3>18. When you upload their photos on Facebook</h3>
<p><em>Could you not post every damned thing about me on Facebook? This will haunt me throughout my teenage years. I hate my life!</em></p>
<h3>19. When you are trying to find the remote control</h3>
<p><em>I know where the remote control is. But it will cost you!</em></p>
<h3>20. When you try to talk to them</h3>
<p><img src="http://s13.postimg.org/bc8a2421z/image.jpg" width="474" height="631"/></p>
<p><a href="https://www.pinterest.com/atomicbeauty/things-babies-might-say/">Image Credits</a></p>
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@allmonitors · 
LOL, these made me remember when my boy was still small
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@sauravrungta · 
hey! thanks for reading :D
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@anca3drandom · 
6 is my favorite. I understand his struggle :)
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@sauravrungta · 
haha! I think you did the same when you were a child ;) :D
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@englishtchrivy · 
@sauravrungta upvoted!
thanks for the laugh ! 
#15 and 16 are the best!
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@sauravrungta · 
thanks for reading! means a lot :)
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@gomeravibz · 
Hey well I will send this to all my friends who currently have and plan on having a baby !! ; - ) nice post i was chuckling into my morning coffee thanks to you @sauravungta
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@sauravrungta · 
Haha! Nice to make someone laugh :)
Thanks for reading :D
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@gonzo · (edited)
<b>21.</b> He who smelt it, cleans it!
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@sauravrungta · 
LOL! :D
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@positivesteem · 
Did you see the movie "Look Who is Talking". It was about a baby who could talk and it was hilarious.
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@sauravrungta · 
no i haven't. but i'm gonna now! :D
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