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Steemit hopeful Seymour Skinner has invited one of the platform's biggest whales, Superwhale Chalmers, to have a look at his Steemit post, but things don't turn out quite as planned.

**Chalmers:** *"Well, Seymour, I made it. Despite your grammar."*
**Skinner:** *"Ah, superwhale Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable experience!"*
**Chalmers:**: *"Mmm."*

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Skinner takes one last look at his post, and notices all the grammar mistakes and lack of formatting.

**Skinner:** *"Oh, ye Gods! My post is ruined!"*

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Not to give up quite that easily, Seymour has an idea.

**Skinner:** *"What if... I were to copypaste an article from the internet and disguise it as my own writing? Delightfully devilish, Seymour!"*

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But before Seymour can make a move, superwhale Chalmers grows suspicious.

**Skinner:** *"Superwhale! I was just... editing the Steemit article on Wikipedia. It will attract new users and grow the site. The price will moon. Care to join me?"*
**Chalmers:** *"Why do you have 50 tabs of other people's articles and news stories open on your web browser?"*
**Skinner:** *"Oh, those aren't blogs or news stories. They're instructions on how to buy STEEM. For my post about STEEMED clams we're reading. Mmmm, steemed clams."*

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Seymour manages to convince Superwhale Chalmers and quickly plagiarizes his article before presenting it.

**Skinner:** *"Superwhale, I hope you're ready for my recipe for mouth-watering hamburgers."*
**Chalmers:** *"I thought we were reading about steemed clams."*
**Skinner:** *"No, no! I said STEEMED HAMS. That's what I call hamburgers."*
**Chalmers:** *"You call hamburgers steemed hams?"*
**Skinner:** *"Yes. It's, uhh, regional dialect."*
**Chalmers:** *"Really? What region?"*
**Skinner:** *"Upstate Rocket Chat."*
**Chalmers:** *"Really? Well, I'm from #general and I've never heard anybody use the phrase steemed hams."*
**Skinner:** *"No, not in #general, no, it's a #pricean expression."*
**Chalmers:** *"I see."*

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Seymour has managed to dodge every bullet so far, but Chalmers keeps growing increasingly suspicious upon closer inspection of the article.

**Chalmers:** *"You know, these recipes are quite similar to the ones they have at Wikipedia."*
**Skinner:** *"Oh, no! Patented Skinner Burgers! Old family recipe."*
**Chalmer:** *"For steemed hams?"*
**Skinner:** *"Yes."*

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**Chalmers:** *"Yes, you call them steemed hams, despite the fact that they're obviously grilled?"*

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**Skinner:** *"Yeah... Umm... You know, the...One thing I shou... Excuse me for one second."*
**Chalmers:** *"Of course."*

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**Skinner:** *"Ahh, that was wonderful. Good times were had by all. I'm pooped."*
**Chalmers:** *"Yes, I should be..."*

Suddenly, as this is going on, @cheetah has noticed the plagiarising and nuked the post to the ground.

**Chalmers:** *"Good God, what is happening in there?!"*
**Skinner:** *"A flag war."*

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**Chalmers:** *"A FLAG WAR?! AT THIS TIME OF DAY?! ON THIS PART OF THE SITE?! LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR POST?!"*
**Skinner:** *"Yes."*
**Chalmers:** *"May I see it?"*
**Skinner:** *"No."*

Chalmers is done reading the post and gives Skinner his closing remarks.

**Chalmers:** *"Well, Seymour, you're an odd fella, but I must say. You STEEM a Good Ham. I'm giving you a 100% upvote."*

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By far the stupidest thing I've ever done, thank you.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/steamed-hams