Fact - Comedy Open Mic - Round 24. Part 2 by serkagan

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comedyopenmic · @serkagan · Jul 31 '18

$0.41

Fact - Comedy Open Mic - Round 24. Part 2

Practically in every bar you will find three types of people

https://worklad.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/RapidPoisedCony-size_restricted.gif

A source: https://gfycat.com/ru/gifs/search/weekly+vines

I appoint the @belemo and the @mineopoly to participate in this round.

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@badcontent · Jul 31 '18

**This user is on the @buildawhale blacklist for one or more of the following reasons:**

* Spam
* Plagiarism
* Scam or Fraud

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@belemo · Jul 31 '18

And then there's the guy trying to sleep with everyone

👍 serkagan

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@comedyopenmic · Aug 1 '18

$2.39

Maybe we should open a COMBAR?

👍 comedyopenmic, lordofreward, sergino

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@belemo · Aug 1 '18

There'll never be enough drinks when there's people like @holybranches around

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@serkagan · Jul 31 '18

$0.02

Lol, for sure, he's behind the scenes, haha

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@bobaphet · Aug 3 '18

Someone should name them :P
Peace.

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@buttcoins · Aug 3 '18

i think im all 3 of those types

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@com-judge · Jul 31 '18

Hi serkagan, 
 
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@fabian98 · Jul 31 '18

Each people has it own way to get drunk.

👍 serkagan

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@serkagan · Jul 31 '18

$0.02

Lol, he'll tell you about his way, for one beer in a bar, haha

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@holybranches · Aug 1 '18

squad goals!

👍 serkagan

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@serkagan · Aug 1 '18

Lol, one for all and all for one, ha ha

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thevark	258,998,182	0.38%
unholyleaf	62,787,247	0.38%
rngdz	117,124,482	35%
drguy	359,746,398	0.38%
blockchaindaily	384,748,580	0.38%
steemitla	58,138,533	35%
andrecarothers	1,501,262,390	0.38%
masonbeck	51,783,860	85%
tovaceline	51,871,021	85%
zip512	144,162,452	0.38%
wowmiko	84,805,619	35%
voter000	1,335,574,398	0.38%
u25b2x	1,253,844,968	0.38%
papertradez	64,126,276	100%