Know How - Comedy Open Mic - Round 29. Part 2 by serkagan

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comedyopenmic · @serkagan · Sep 10 '18 (edited)

$0.35

Know How - Comedy Open Mic - Round 29. Part 2

When they try to surprise me with something new, but I knew it long before that

https://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20180831/gifs_10.gif

A source: https://chochilino.com/car/

I appoint the @steemmatt and the @curie to participate in this round.

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@badcontent · Sep 5 '18

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@com-judge · Sep 5 '18

Hi serkagan, 
 
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
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@megafart · Sep 5 '18

all new, this is the forgotten old, haha

👍 serkagan

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@serkagan · Sep 5 '18

$0.03

Lol, the main thing is it works, haha

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@take5 · Sep 7 '18

That old method serves as a stress reliever as well.

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