Not given - Comedy Open Mic - Round 24. Part 1 by serkagan

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comedyopenmic · @serkagan · Jul 28 '18

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Not given - Comedy Open Mic - Round 24. Part 1

When your wife and parking, things are basically incompatible

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A source: https://plus.google.com/109107687343207070290/posts/6xqxsBVKF3Y

I appoint the @acolucky and the @take5 to participate in this round.

👍 comedyopenmic, roelandp, jedau, doomsdaychassis, acolucky, tamaralovelace, bucipuci, holybranches, rahul.stan, idikuci, magnata, steaknsteem, armiaaceh, aleks433, ange.nkuru, bitfiend, sharanaithal, emailbox19149, memeology

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@badcontent · Jul 28 '18

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@bucipuci · Jul 29 '18

It reminds me a little of my beginnings in driving the car :-D

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@com-judge · Jul 28 '18

Hi serkagan, 
 
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@doomsdaychassis · Aug 1 '18

You have no idea. Even with a backup camera.

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@jedau · Jul 28 '18

At least she's persistent!

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@tamaralovelace · Jul 28 '18

great..now it's time to fill up the tank again lol

👍 serkagan

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