Quickly, home ... Comedy Open Mic - Round 26. Part 1 by serkagan

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comedyopenmic · @serkagan · Aug 15 '18 (edited)

$0.57

Quickly, home ... Comedy Open Mic - Round 26. Part 1

When your friend is constantly looking for unnecessary adventures and you have to look after him

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A source: http://www.ilbe.com/10669296466

I appoint the @acolucky and the @take5 to participate in this round.

👍 comedyopenmic, roelandp, profanereviews, idikuci, peoplesbot, rahul.stan, bitfiend, trumpman, magnata, belemo, aleks433, memeology, trumpman2

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@badcontent · Aug 13 '18

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@belemo · Aug 13 '18

You're clearly not high enough

👍 serkagan

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@bitfiend · Aug 15 '18

A *best* friend would join the fight though!

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@buttcoins · Aug 15 '18

so sweet... nothing beats a bit of brute force love

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@com-judge · Aug 13 '18

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@profanereviews · Aug 15 '18

You're clearly too high.

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