Super method. Comedy Open Mic - Round 28. Part 2 by serkagan

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comedyopenmic · @serkagan · Sep 3 '18 (edited)

$0.42

Super method. Comedy Open Mic - Round 28. Part 2

When you are so carried away by a new diet that you yourself do not notice a quick result

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9c/43/2f/9c432fd60c8244dc37be8f403c8b6cb2.gif

A source: https://www.pinterest.fr/pin/788763322209934608/?lp=true

I appoint the @curie and the @take5 to participate in this round.

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@badcontent · Aug 29 '18

**This user is on the @buildawhale blacklist for one or more of the following reasons:**

* Spam
* Plagiarism
* Scam or Fraud

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@buttcoins · Aug 29 '18

damn elastic!

👍 serkagan

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@serkagan · Aug 30 '18

$0.03

I always advised her to use cotton, haha

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@com-judge · Aug 29 '18

$2.71

Hi serkagan, 
 
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
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@disguarpe · Aug 31 '18

To diet you must change your underwear

👍 disguarpe

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@tamaralovelace · Aug 29 '18

Lol her elastic is worn out

👍 serkagan

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@serkagan · Aug 30 '18

$0.03

this is the result of a diet, haha

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