Java Jaguar 268 by sidekickmatt

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hive-164671 · @sidekickmatt · Aug 3 '22

$2.65

Java Jaguar 268

*(Click on a beer stein for full-sized image)*
[![java268 web.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/sidekickmatt/23xVVbeaMeDh6r7fZyMkf7ZKuv4stLjJimZXcUrVwcfkSJakQq9xFRTmMeBKyV2kzrvnt.png)](http://javajaguar.mattslawblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/java268-web.png)

Uh oh! Now soccer hooligans are involved? This comic is officially off the rails.

Hopefully some of my U.K. readers can proofread my hooligan-speak. These guest stars are based on the soccer hooligans from the movie Eurotrip:

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Will Java ever speak again? What makes Matt think that he can just take over a TikTok channel with over 3 million subscribers? How do soccer hooligans fit into this story?


Find out next week in the adventures of Java Jaguar! (cue theme music)

**Boilerplate:**
[*Java Jaguar*](http://javajaguar.com) is a webcomic based on the true story of a talking jaguar cub found in a coffee shop. Yes, I said based on the [**true story**](http://javajaguar.mattslawblog.com/?page_id=306). Java Jaguar is produced by the nomadic cartoonist, Matt S. Law, on his mobile art studio consisting of Clip Studio Paint Pro on a Microsoft Surface Pro 4. Here is the time lapse video of today's strip:

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@builderofcastles · Aug 3 '22

$0.17

Hurray for guest appearance of Potted Plant!

I really hope those hooligans go and get that planker sorted, and we get to watch.

And morebucks really does suck... after running out the competition, they have decided to close many of their stores.

👍 sidekickmatt

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@poshtoken · Aug 3 '22

$0.08

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@sidekickmatt · Aug 3 '22

!hivebits

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@steevc · Aug 3 '22

$0.16

Not sure your average hooligan would say 'gormless', but plonker is spot on, in a mild way.

!LOLZ

👍 sidekickmatt

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$0.05

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@sidekickmatt · Aug 3 '22

$0.15

I just looked up British slang online, so can't be sure about the accuracy. What would be a better adjective to throw in there? I can edit it for the next Java Jaguar book... :)

👍 steevc

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@steevc · Aug 4 '22

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I was trying to think of one and found [this list](https://anglotopia.net/anglophilia/british-english-the-top-50-most-beautiful-british-insults/). 'manky' is a good one.

👍 sidekickmatt

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@wwwiebe · Aug 18 '22

$0.11

Morebucks! More coffee! More!

👍 sidekickmatt

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@sidekickmatt · Aug 18 '22

They are the empire of eeeeevil! Eeeeevil I say!

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