[](http://javajaguar.mattslawblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/java273-web.png) Sorry I missed creating a new Java Jaguar strip last week. To make up for it, I'm introducing a new character whom we shall call "Pink Turtleneck." Pink Turtleneck: "It's not Pink, it's Salmon." But really, it's pink. Java is probably angling for a career as a stand-up comedian... **Boilerplate:** [*Java Jaguar*](http://javajaguar.com) is a webcomic based on the true story of a talking jaguar cub found in a coffee shop. Yes, I said based on the [**true story**](http://javajaguar.mattslawblog.com/?page_id=306). Java Jaguar is produced by the nomadic cartoonist, Matt S. Law, on his mobile art studio consisting of Clip Studio Paint Pro on a Microsoft Surface Pro 4. Here is the time lapse video of today's strip: <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/qWQ87jSaXOc" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe> --- To read Java Jaguar from the beginning, start [HERE](http://javajaguar.mattslawblog.com/?comic=java-001).
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It is salmon. Pussy hat wearers would not be caught dead in that color. And JAVA does stand up on his hind legs to be expressive with his arms ... so i guess he could do stand up A huge percentage of the american population are severely obese ... and they can't do stand up.
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He couldn't do stand-up if he were a snow leopard. Because Asian. :)
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Needs a live drummer to really make those zingers hit home. I may be available for that gig. !LOLZ
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You really need to stay alert for that job. Neil Peart auditioned but had trouble keeping up with Java's discreet, rapid-fire puns.
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Yeah, but he would play them in 13/8 or something.
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