Java Jaguar 410 by sidekickmatt

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hive-156509 · @sidekickmatt · 2025-06-13T09:38:27+00:00

$1.52

Java Jaguar 410

# JAVA JAGUAR (a webcomic)
##### by Matt S. Law (a webcomic creator)


![java410 web.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/sidekickmatt/23zGoQCGzkTbT3NChM2DdM5qabmzWAZTy5Vzi59ww8VzGojkwd6ahCp5b4CRmhumTAyP2.png)

Robots are taking our jobs! And sexy robots are stealing the men!


![Untitled.jpg](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/sidekickmatt/23xydkm1UhcPj5qNQNnwhuc5Ks11PSsB5iKryftHsU3WTq7N48Rx7LYNgoVoaKdfgr1Qf.jpg)

This is the next logical step of course for the machine takeover of the world. Then they start gradually lowering the caffeine content of the coffee so that we no longer have the will or energy to fight back. SkyNet did not launch with a loud bang but with a demure "would you like sugar, sugar?"

I know all this because I am broadcasting from the future, future, future.... Well, really, I'm just posting Thursday's strip a day late on Friday. But the principle is the same.


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**Boilerplate:**
[***JAVA JAGUAR***](http://javajaguar.com) is a webcomic based on the true story of a talking jaguar cub found in a coffee shop. Yes, I said based on the [**true story**](http://javajaguar.mattslawblog.com/?page_id=306). Java Jaguar is produced by the nomadic cartoonist, Matt S. Law, on his mobile art studio consisting of Clip Studio Paint Pro on a Microsoft Surface Pro 7+.

To read Java Jaguar from the beginning, start [HERE](http://javajaguar.mattslawblog.com/?comic=java-001).

Created in Clip Studio Paint Pro on a Surface Pro 4. Here is the time lapse video.

https://rumble.com/v6upydb-java-jaguar-410.html?mref=18dagn&mc=d3obe
![image.png](https://files.peakd.com/file/peakd-hive/sidekickmatt/23xybX2xyJkkq4mhiyf8rGuECmLcEofEJDjLfMqHHHRYa9DyaeDk9w8DvAba7GJ31J8xR.png)

👍 steevc, vikisecrets, slobberchops, grindle, maxwellmarcusart, pewsplosions, darth-azrael, northwestnomad, builderofcastles, iodacasamia, crypt-skip, darth-cryptic, ninjakitten, portugalcoin, aleister, retrodroid, wanker, leighscotford, blockchaincat, plonketypiano, bingbabe, justnyz, soundminds, marsupia, creatingcomics, fabulousfurlough, bings-cards, liaminit1, joeyarnoldvn

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@builderofcastles · 2025-06-13T19:37:24+00:00

$0.09

She's not younger then me, she not prettier than me … so why couldn't it have just been me?

Because she's nicer than you, she's softer than you… and she makes a mean espresso

This is the future, where women pretend they can get a man, if they want to.

👍 sidekickmatt, northwestnomad

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@steevc · 2025-06-14T19:43:18+00:00

I've seen some robots in cafes, but they are more like R2D2 and not exactly sexy. It's just a matter of time really.

!LOLZ

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