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#### Welcome to short stories and adventures of Percy the SSUK clone
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Percy was hanging out under the stairs one morning playing with his colouring book when he noticed that SSUK had gone to work and he was home alone. Percy knew that SSUK would be away for a while but he only knows a short time and a long time cause he cant tell time. He quickly slipped out of his chains and ran straight to the bathroom to get a drink from the toilet  as he was very thirsty from licking the carpet under the stairs all night. Before Percy left the bathroom, he licked all the toothbrushes and ate half the toothpaste and vomited it back up on the floor. Percy knows that if he makes a mess and just leaves it there, when he goes back the next day the mess is gone like magic.

Now that Percy was watered he ran up and down the stairs for 20 minutes before heading into the living room were he has a secret mobile phone hidden under the sofa that only he knows about. Percy has been trying to make friends using social media but has not been having any luck, today he planned to make a selfie of himself licking some stuff but when he turned his phone on he seen he had a notification of a new friend request. Percy got so excited that he started bouncing around the room, jumping all over the sofa's and banging his head on the ceiling light. He was so excited, his hands were shaking as he repeated over and over ''Percy's got a new friend, Percy's got a new friend'' and clicked on confirm friendship. Percy's new friend was called Refund Robert and Percy instantly PM'ed him asking if he wanted to be best friends forever and telling Refund Robert that his favourite colour was blood. 

Percy's new friend Refund Robert video called Percy back quickly and told Percy that he was contacting him because he was due a tax refund for £691.52. Percy not being the sharpest tool in the box did not really understand but he had a new friend to talk with so he went with it. Refund Robert told Percy that they were now friends and they could go and hang out after they sorted out Percy's tax refund, all Percy had to do was pay a small amount of £59.99 to set up his refund account and then Refund Robert would send Percy google play cards to the value of £691.52  for his tax refund. Percy eager to make a new friend knew that SSUK kept his wallet at his desk so he slipped into the man cave and took a card from the front of the wallet. His new friend Refund Robert was starting to get impatient as Percy stumbled his way through giving the card details and getting it wrong a few times. Refund Robert started to say things to like, if you are my real friend, you will give me the card details and then we can go and hang out but you need to hurry up. After a few attempts, Refund Robert had the card details and told Percy that his google play cards to the value of £691.52 were in the post and that he would video call back later to chat. Percy was so happy that he rushed back into the man cave and put the card back into SSUK's wallet then headed back to under the stairs to wait for his new friend Refund Robert to video call him back. He held the phone in hand just looking at it, waiting... after a few hours of looking at his phone home page his eyes grew tired and Percy fell asleep. He woke up to the noise of SSUK arriving home, he sat on top of his phone to hide it and slipped back into his chains. 

While Percy was sleeping he had dreams about what he was gonna spent his tax refund money on. He thought his could buy 100 tons of sand and surprise SSUK with a homemade beach in the living room are he could drink 7000 red bulls to see if he could really fly. Anyways, SSUK had given Percy some potato peels for dinner and was in his man cave doing some stuff on his computer when Percy thought it would be a good time to slip out of his chains and hide his phone before returning promptly back to under the stairs. After 30 minutes had past, SSUK angerly come into Percy asking his what this charge of £59.99 was for? Percy denied all knowledge and SSUK slapped him a few times while shouting at him, i know it was you you worthless piece of crap before returning to his man cave. 

The next day Percy tired calling his new friend Refund Robert but when he switched on his phone he found out that Refund Robert had unfriended and blocked him. Percy knew at that moment that his new friend had tricked him and he felt sorry because he could not make a surprise for SSUK are pay him his money back. Percy turned off his phone and went back under the stairs were he lay quite the rest the day thinking about why he is not able to make friends. 

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