<div class="text-justify"> **<center>I</center>** Un día cualquiera, a una hora cualquiera, de un lugar cualquiera de la Tierra… - ¡Hola! ¿Cómo estás? ¡Cuánto tiempo sin verte! - ¡Sí!, Hacía mucho tiempo, ando regular… ¡Tengo un conspirado…! - ¡Ah! ¿Sí? Lo siento mucho tío… ¿Qué síntomas tienes? - Pues mira… todo comenzó la semana pasada, me sentía aburrido, triste y algo intranquilo. Cogí mi móvil y empecé a mirar Facebook como de costumbre, a ver qué cosas compartía la gente, a dónde habían ido de vacaciones, dónde comían, bailaban, trabajaban, cagaban…hasta que encontré un poco de luz en mi camino, un motivo por el que seguir viviendo, algo con lo que entretenerme al mismo tiempo que llamar la atención de los demás. ¡Por fin podría dejar de pasar inadvertido para los demás! <center> [Fuente](https://www.elagoradiario.com/cronica-de-nuestros-corresponsales/conspiracion-y-coronavirus/)</center> - Pero… ¿Qué me dices? ¿De qué me hablas? No entiendo nada… - ¡Calla calla!, que aquí nos puede oír alguien, hablemos más bajo. - ¿Por qué? - He descubierto algo super secreto y qué solo yo y unos pocos iluminados conocemos y ahora somos el blanco de personas que tratan de ocultarlo, personas que no quieren que sepamos la verdad… - ¿Y cuál es esa verdad? - Pues mira, cuando comemos metemos energía a nuestro organismo, el problema es que esa energía no tendría por qué desperdiciarse y nos han obligado desde siempre a hacerlo mediante la defecación, pero realmente no es necesario y si te la guardas para ti cada día estarás más sano y fuerte hasta alcanzar el “nirvana cósmico cuántico universal”. - Entonces… ¿Me estás diciendo que ya no cagas? - No desde hace cuatro días, mi médico sanador me ha vendido un tapón anal hecho con un material receptor de energías celestiales y eso me ayuda a olvidar esa mala costumbre de ir al baño. - Pero... ¿Tú no crees que eso pueda ser malo? ¿Cómo puedes creerte esa tontería? - ¿Tontería? ¡De tontería nada! Tú sí que eres tonto, que crees todo lo que los científicos dicen basándose en sus absurdos experimentos. ¡Te manipulan, te comen la cabeza, eres una marioneta! - ¡Vale tío! ¡Mejórate de tu conspirado! [Mi blog](https://hive.blog/@simonmaz)</div>
| author | simonmaz |
|---|---|
| permlink | tengo-un-conspirado-i |
| category | literatura |
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