### Hey Buddy, are you being followed? 

**Did anyone see you coming here?**

I've been promising a handful of people that I would revive these old tools I made once upon a time in the old St33m-based days and replace them but using the Hive chain data, as one well should versus the alternatives!

**So without further ado, and with much ado about nothing, I give to you all:**

**The Dead Followers Tools!**
*Are you really reaching an audience?
Are you chasing ghosts?*

**& wait, there's more...**

You also get the 
**When Lambo? tool**!
*A currency spot price and Lambo exchange calculator.*


Now that you know what it all is, I will let these images speak for themselves to explain it better and I'll put the link to the site below them, where you can go and see for yourselves.

CAVEAT! NOTICE! YOU ARE BEING WARNED!

After you submit your name (nothing is saved, tracked, recorded, or anything, its purely sending it, pulling the list back, showing it and when you reload the page, it's gone, you lose it. Instant in, instant out - sort of. Actually after the "wheel" stops spinning, its going to look like nothing is happening, but if you have subs, and 20 seconds patience, it will get the table all formatted up and display the results to you in a moment. Just be patient...

UNLESS....

You have 38,0000 followers.

If you have a huge number of followers like tens of thousands or more, and some of you do, this thing is gonna time out and die returning your payload. I need to add result pagination, but currently just stream it in from the chain. If you wait and nothing happens, well, you're just too popular for my tool, maybe, or maybe they are all dead followers, and you can't do nuthin' about it no'ways. 

*Anyway, it's f'n free so quit yer bitchin' and go check it out using the link at the bottom of this post after the visual tour and user manual just ahead in our path below!*

**The following images are a sequential walk through of the site and basic usage.**

This is your manual, and the comments section on this post is your "support hotline" for these free tools. No warranty is written, expressed or implied. Your mileage may be measured in kilometers. Ask your doctor if dead follower tools are right for you. Certainly don't decide what's right for you, all by yourself, 😏
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**INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE:**
1. Enter your name on the dead followers or following the dead pages
2. Wait
3. Wait one more minute, then call it overloaded, and then write me an angry letter to make my day better with such a stern letter from you, talking to me about things I already know aren't so perfect.
4. Review the results, all of them, especially if I have to respond to angry letters. 
5. Good news though, changing post/vote or months prior will not refresh the list, it only sorts and filters the list you already downloaded, so you only have to "wait and wait again" the first time you load 'em up by submitting your name. That's cool, huh? Yeah, I thought so too. 

**When Lambo**&trade; is a bonus applet, using live market exchange data, it more or less is just a silly way to check the momentary spot price of Hive or HBD at any give time, and also the current cost of a 2024 Lambo and how much more you need to be able to buy one. Kinda useful to check HIVE and HBD spot prices with though - and Lambos!

**Have at it, busy bees!**
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*Go now and see what you find out about your ghosts and ghostings...
...oh yeah, and also your new Lambo delivery date at:*
>## --&gt; <a href="https://hivestreams.net/" target="_new">SirCork's Tools for Hive</a>

*Enjoy the nerdy gadgets!* 🤓
@Sircork
@PolleNation witness partner


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