I love these articles now days.  In short the beauty of space is, you can just make shit up.  Drop a few names of winning Nobel Prize for physics and **BAM** new theories just pour out their ass.  Just last month we found out the moon is in Earths atmosphere!  Who knew?  I guess that is why you can hear the hammer when they were pounding it on the moon.  

It only too a few paragraphs to expose **Dark Matter** (more made up shit) as the mysterious substance or non-substance that makes the world go around.... oh wait, I meant makes the universe expand at a faster and faster rate!  

Yes folks, don't try this at home, this is for the lab coat wearing big brain, Nobel Prize winning special people that take your tax dollars and .... make shit up!  

I just love the excellent CGI that must accompany every article about space.  

I would like the scientific community to start with an easy one.  Gravity, a theory.  Correct, gravity is a theory and can **NOT** be scientifically proven.  Come on Nobel Laureate's, do it!  Get this one behind you then move on to micro gravity, quantum gravity, super gravity,  gravitational singularity, then move into anti gravity.  After that hand out a few more of them Nobel Prize's and move right into Dark Matter.  Now that's a plan!

So let me walk through this.  Gravity is a theory not provable in science, yet it is the building block for 99% of the other fake shit science makes up.  I remember once lying to my parents, who obviously knew their child was telling a tale.  Well they ask a few more questions and soon the whole story did not make sense.  Ouch, I was caught.

Just think, if I had me a few of those Nobel Prize's and some of Disney's best CGI, I may have got away with it!

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