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I just bought a new Chronavirus mask to wear to the bank, what do you think? by smithlabs

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· @smithlabs · (edited)
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I just bought a new Chronavirus mask to wear to the bank, what do you think?
The bank requires masks, so I decided to get into the party mood!

After being accosted entering the bank, and being told to put on a mask by an unpleasant lady, I decided to embrace the changes.                       

The only requirement is that I wear a mask. I looked for an Obama mask to scare her, but they aren't very popular. Instead, I  found this one for the bank, what do you think? Will the unpleasant lady gripe at me, or push the alarm button?  :)

I am following the rules, at least for now. But things better relax soon, or I will change that...Here they do not have the authority to restrict our movements.      

So here is my party face, to set the mood; for the 'bank party', can I count on you for bail?

![20200515_111335.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmNwUJ7ubvgmYMUxfSpnWpuz5MRC31cC3psc473UCMcpXF/20200515_111335.jpg)
It is quite comfortable, and complies with their mask rule. What could go wrong, LOL? 

There is a level of irony here, that is hard to define.  Apparently the risk of a dud virus is greater than that of armed bank robbers! Enough so, so that banks are providing masks for the real threat, SMH!
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@galenkp ·
Perfect...Strap on a couple revolvers, ride in on a horse and the scene will be set...
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@smithlabs ·
Add a Henry Golden Boy in a saddle scabbard, and we're there, LOL! Here, a horse is not that uncommon....

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@galenkp ·
I'd ride a horse to work if it was possible. That *work* might be holding up stage coaches though. 🤣
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@hippie-witha-gun ·
I've been thinking about writing the words "Feeling stupid yet" on the outside of a mask and walking around town with it HA HA.
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@hippie-witha-gun ·
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DDXG-dHugc
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@smithlabs ·
OUCH, I'm going to jail, great idea...NOT!

The masks make healthy people prone to catch air born contagions. It also reduces overall health by lowering Oxygen levels in the blood!

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@smithlabs ·
I LIKE IT! That would make a perfect 'name plate' to wear! I would have a pair to draw to....

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@j85063 ·
Fantastic way to go and this is just so crazy as a few months ago one would be in big trouble for wearing a mask into a bank.
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@smithlabs ·
Yup, and a Lady went to jail for washing hair! Tyrants on parade for sure....

I thought about using a knee high hose, ROFLOL! That might bother them even more.

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@janton ·
$0.02
The mask is an improvement that's for sure.
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@smithlabs ·
Especially at the bank, ROFLOL! That is actually what I bought it for....  

They have full face models for you too! Be blessed.

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@janton ·
Who ever thought the banks would require masks? That's hard for me to comprehend.
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@joeyarnoldvn ·
Why not use an ATM?
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@smithlabs ·
With a mask like this???

Sometimes a Lobby is needed, sadly an ATM only dispenses $600! I hate banks anyway, trying to push all I can to crypto and metals! I am mixing in some rentals too....

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@joeyarnoldvn ·
What can you in a bank that you cannot do with an ATM?
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@sweecee ·
wear gloves, or they will ask you to put their viscous liquid on your dear skin...

there is a weakening of operation security there...

personally it would be more political statement written...

but, you know, under occupation...
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@smithlabs ·
We should continue to oppose these Evil people, at every opportunity, until we win; and we will!

We are only occupied if we give up; I refuse! But we are definitely in the end times, and the tribulation!

Just remember, They lie to us all; all the time....

**`>:(`**
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@sweecee ·
not always, when they don't lie, it's to build confidence for their next lie :).
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@treble ·
Looks good... let us know what kind of reaction you get.
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@smithlabs ·
I will, Hope this does well here, I may need bail money, ROFLOL! BUT, it will be interesting...I better watch the Guard I guess.

**`:)>`**
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