RE: Think Before You Dickpic by sroka87

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sex · @sroka87 · Sep 23 '19

$0.02

Advice for those that send them. 

1) Position your member next to one of those fun-sized cans of coke.  It will look much more impressive.

2) No coke?  Try some googly eyes to lighten the mood.

3) Get creative depending on the season/occasion. Xmas - tinsel, fairy lights, etc. / Spring - little garland of flowers or blossom. /  Easter - crown of thorns, crucifix, etc. / Summer - ram a cocktail umbrella down the middle, little sombrero, etc.

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@abh12345.porn · Sep 23 '19

hahaha :D

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@akumagai · Sep 23 '19

Lol ,🍆🍆

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@bidesign · Nov 25 '19

=))Lmao @googlydicks 
Nice tips

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@eveuncovered · Sep 23 '19

Great tips! Sold!

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@googlyeyes · Sep 23 '19

$0.02

well... #GooglyEyes do make *everything* better!

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@brittandjosie · Sep 25 '19

https://media0.giphy.com/media/TgOYjtgKpS9jAytUlh/giphy.gif?cid=4d1e4f2957a7ec9261a3daf99c790625216d7548f05169fb&rid=giphy.gif

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@brittandjosie · Sep 25 '19

@fraenk when that happens please warn me i want to be a judge on that edition,
Just for the eyes offcourse

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@kinkytales · Sep 24 '19

"ram a cocktail umbrella down the middle" HAHAHAHAHA!!!! :-D Perfect.

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