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EXCESS on STEEMIT in yesterdays AFTERMATH by steemit-enquirer

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EXCESS on STEEMIT in yesterdays AFTERMATH
Indulgent Steemians go too far after yesterday's ORGY of UP VOTES, and other news of truth and tooth!

No #fakenews here!

# @karenmckersie in SICK animal torture!

Karen was caught on camera [getting drunk with FARM ANIMALS](https://steemit.com/memechallenge/@karenmckersie/my-1st-entry-meme-challenge-22-dressed-up-ham) and forcing them to DANCE TO REGGAE. We received a cache of photos but they were too DISTURBING to reprint, bar one.

![](https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmcH4WaA1RSoBeTb1mg3J73QyeBhFJR6hxU5Ly64LERkV8/4827892.jpg)

The pig pictured is GERALD McFLY, recently retired decorated WAR HERO. Karen and friends, including "Old Dog" @kus-knee, coerced this RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC into a drinking game using the theme music for SEINFELD. The party ended with poetry and memes after everyone fell over.

# @battleaxe REHAB BLUES!

Star power-woman @battleaxe has [checked into rehab](https://steemit.com/life/@battleaxe/today-is-the-hangover) following an EARTH SHATTERING HANGOVER!

![](https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmQXEbZD4P74U8WEvmk3hf9psATwy2MkmPeEjLGHcQndrj/5435.jpg)

Firey firebrand AXE was seen drinking with fellow drinker DRUNK GUY on the internet videos and cats website YOUTUBE.

![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-ZxYWQx9Auw/maxresdefault.jpg)

After having ONE TOO MANY she was found SMASHED and smashed into a police car, prompting her arrest and trip to rehab.

![](http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/dc-police-ax.jpg)

# @fisteganos surgery MISHAP!

Well known cat-person @fisteganos 's [BOTCHED CAT-JOB](https://steemit.com/steemit/@fisteganos/simple-procedure-gone-south), files leaked and revealed. Exclusive to enquirer readers!

![](https://steemitimages.com/0x0/http://cdn-img1.imagechef.com/widget/170620/meme8859ab5027f859d3.jpg)

The Steemit ENQUIRER's spy on the scene snapped this pic, risking life and limb in the prestigious [BEL AIR center for Plastic Hand Surgery](http://www.belairplasticandhand.com/). This was the perfect cover for a species changing operation.

Sources close to now literal cat-person said, "He's not pleased with the results. I'd expect to see a lawsuit in the fall". Meeow!

![steemit-enquirer.jpeg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmd8AWa4xAmDkM1vgYZ8RALFuk4ZNhejhpC3Nt1f3Uh92Z/steemit-enquirer.jpeg)

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