Thank God someone captured this previously unseen footage of me trying to tell my schizophrenic ex girlfriend that she and her second personality were being a bit irrational. https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lgxSvoa_iBw/WAuiLCL0lAI/AAAAAAABZ3c/C-Y9lffOCLsNE_GT6FXkEV_jRiy3uKoEQCLcB/s400/33.gif [src](https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lgxSvoa_iBw/WAuiLCL0lAI/AAAAAAABZ3c/C-Y9lffOCLsNE_GT6FXkEV_jRiy3uKoEQCLcB/s400/33.gif) @steemmatt
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created | 2018-05-28 01:49:24 |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
ponggod | 0 | 234,772,428 | 100% | ||
littlescribe | 0 | 43,691,477,939 | 50% | ||
trafalgar | 0 | 1,164,848,213,224 | 4% | ||
rmsbodybuilding | 0 | 7,375,705,988 | 25% | ||
diebitch | 0 | 40,716,902,347 | 100% | ||
dandesign86 | 0 | 14,744,706,875 | 25% | ||
raised2b | 0 | 24,617,032,636 | 10% | ||
coruscate | 0 | 40,762,516,188 | 15% | ||
steemmatt | 0 | 41,102,336,499 | 50% | ||
paulmcclure | 0 | 768,975,561 | 5% | ||
acolucky | 0 | 25,748,673,793 | 53% | ||
mightpossibly | 0 | 58,428,380,043 | 100% | ||
bluetower | 0 | 4,698,860,238 | 30% | ||
idikuci | 0 | 9,090,747,428 | 15% | ||
herantidote | 0 | 305,377,816 | 50% | ||
povilas | 0 | 612,413,242 | 100% | ||
digna | 0 | 608,795,446 | 100% | ||
robertperini | 0 | 0 | 100% | ||
sbi2 | 0 | 6,468,246,404 | 2% | ||
wa2qr | 0 | 4,356,177,802 | 21% | ||
abdt | 0 | 404,131,904 | 100% | ||
rj1 | 0 | 329,754,982 | 100% | ||
amirtheawesome1 | 0 | 5,905,656,507 | 30% | ||
beetlevc | 0 | 475,047,313 | 2% | ||
phyothethtar | 0 | 417,121,312 | 100% |
haha great
author | abdt |
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permlink | re-steemmatt-cat-sh-t-crazy-20180528t033107387z |
category | punchline |
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created | 2018-05-28 03:31:15 |
last_update | 2018-05-28 03:31:15 |
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children | 0 |
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cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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root_title | "Cat Sh*t Crazy" |
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net_rshares | 9,140,875,631 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
steemmatt | 0 | 8,503,931,689 | 10% | ||
sardar-sani | 0 | 636,943,942 | 100% |
Awesome brave cat.
author | soumon |
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permlink | re-steemmatt-cat-sh-t-crazy-20180528t153715991z |
category | punchline |
json_metadata | {"tags":["punchline"],"community":"busy","app":"busy/2.4.0"} |
created | 2018-05-28 15:37:21 |
last_update | 2018-05-28 15:37:21 |
depth | 1 |
children | 0 |
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cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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root_title | "Cat Sh*t Crazy" |
beneficiaries | [] |
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author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
steemmatt | 0 | 8,504,733,350 | 10% |
well turns out folding chairs are not the best way to catch a cat
author | trafalgar |
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permlink | re-steemmatt-cat-sh-t-crazy-20180528t164703841z |
category | punchline |
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created | 2018-05-28 16:47:15 |
last_update | 2018-05-28 16:47:15 |
depth | 1 |
children | 0 |
last_payout | 2018-06-04 16:47:15 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 3.620 HBD |
curator_payout_value | 1.197 HBD |
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body_length | 65 |
author_reputation | 196,449,472,677,173 |
root_title | "Cat Sh*t Crazy" |
beneficiaries | [] |
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net_rshares | 1,189,231,818,565 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
trafalgar | 0 | 1,170,413,127,988 | 4% | ||
mys | 0 | 1,520,942,139 | 1.5% | ||
steemmatt | 0 | 15,592,011,143 | 20% | ||
laefboy | 0 | 1,705,737,295 | 100% |
Hahaha. This is hilarious. Can't stop laughing
author | wa2qr |
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permlink | re-steemmatt-cat-sh-t-crazy-20180528t043705133z |
category | punchline |
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created | 2018-05-28 04:37:09 |
last_update | 2018-05-28 04:37:09 |
depth | 1 |
children | 2 |
last_payout | 2018-06-04 04:37:09 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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body_length | 46 |
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root_title | "Cat Sh*t Crazy" |
beneficiaries | [] |
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post_id | 58,050,074 |
net_rshares | 15,652,084,566 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
steemmatt | 0 | 8,503,931,689 | 10% | ||
mightpossibly | 0 | 7,148,152,877 | 12% |
Tell me about it. That cat definitely earned its freedom.
author | steemmatt |
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permlink | re-wa2qr-re-steemmatt-cat-sh-t-crazy-20180528t043850904z |
category | punchline |
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created | 2018-05-28 04:38:51 |
last_update | 2018-05-28 04:38:51 |
depth | 2 |
children | 1 |
last_payout | 2018-06-04 04:38:51 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.021 HBD |
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body_length | 58 |
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root_title | "Cat Sh*t Crazy" |
beneficiaries | [] |
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post_id | 58,050,233 |
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author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
mightpossibly | 0 | 6,837,363,622 | 12% |
It sure did.
author | mightpossibly |
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category | punchline |
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created | 2018-05-28 13:42:12 |
last_update | 2018-05-28 13:42:12 |
depth | 3 |
children | 0 |
last_payout | 2018-06-04 13:42:12 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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curator_payout_value | 0.039 HBD |
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root_title | "Cat Sh*t Crazy" |
beneficiaries | [] |
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author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
steemmatt | 0 | 41,106,211,196 | 51% |