Cat Sh*t Crazy by steemmatt

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punchline · @steemmatt · May 28 '18 (edited)

$6.01

Cat Sh*t Crazy

Thank God someone captured this previously unseen footage of me trying to tell my schizophrenic ex girlfriend that she and her second personality were being a bit irrational.  

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lgxSvoa_iBw/WAuiLCL0lAI/AAAAAAABZ3c/C-Y9lffOCLsNE_GT6FXkEV_jRiy3uKoEQCLcB/s400/33.gif

[src](https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lgxSvoa_iBw/WAuiLCL0lAI/AAAAAAABZ3c/C-Y9lffOCLsNE_GT6FXkEV_jRiy3uKoEQCLcB/s400/33.gif)

@steemmatt

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@abdt · May 28 '18

$0.03

haha great

👍 steemmatt, sardar-sani

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@soumon · May 28 '18

$0.03

Awesome brave cat.

👍 steemmatt

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@trafalgar · May 28 '18

$4.82

well turns out folding chairs are not the best way to catch a cat

👍 trafalgar, steemmatt, laefboy, mys

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@wa2qr · May 28 '18

$0.06

Hahaha. This is hilarious. Can't stop laughing

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@steemmatt · May 28 '18

$0.03

Tell me about it.  That cat definitely earned its freedom.

👍 mightpossibly

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@mightpossibly · May 28 '18

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It sure did.

👍 steemmatt

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