Happy Endings ;) by steemmatt

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punchline · @steemmatt · May 2 '18 (edited)

$1.89

Happy Endings ;)

Carolina's food cart business has been exploding since she started offering sensual releases with condoments.

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fhugelolcdn.com%2Fi%2F318899.gif&f=1

Her chicken kebabs are also something else.

@steemmatt

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@acolucky · Apr 28 '18

$0.08

I'll take mine without mayo, please.

👍 steemmatt

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@prince121 · Apr 28 '18

Ha ha ha..Lol... 
Firstly i think in different and at last i understand it.. @steemmatt

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@raftaar · Apr 28 '18

hahaha thats so funny nd nasty

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@sarmad117 · Apr 28 '18

hahaha  its burger and kitchep??

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@soumon · Apr 28 '18

$0.04

Owo that's too funny.
So hilarious. And great ending.

👍 steemmatt

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@toufiq · Apr 28 '18

Too much happy ending.......
I thought differently.

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@wa2qr · Apr 28 '18

$0.07

Hahaha. That's nasty but funny.

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