Help Needed - I Just Found Ned At A Subway Station But Can't Make Out His Sign by steemmatt

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engagement · @steemmatt · Jan 18 '19 (edited)

$7.62

Help Needed - I Just Found Ned At A Subway Station But Can't Make Out His Sign

I was shocked when I ran into Ned playing somber country music in my city's subway station tonight.

![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmeSP1vXxVLGnvTZ2s8QjrXTUV1a6gbktS4jEFzypF4JWr/image.png)

If Steemit ad revenue isn't workout out, I admire his tenacity since busking is a hard gig.

Anyway, I gave a quick wave and dropped a dollar in.  I didn't expect him to recognize me.

I also took this pic as my train was pulling up only to see that glare was all over his sign.  Damn!! 

I can't remember what it said.  

Anyone have any ideas that could jog my memory?? 

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Source pics: 
![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmbRD5951w4trQSoK7o4j2vFAbX5ffookHpxRNJBCjB3BE/image.png)
<sup>[](https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/subway1.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=1236&h=820&crop=1)</sup>

![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmNMVnuCRFjH1qeJxsgGMLyp7x4yogj1SY4iR7UcQLYw98/image.png)

Feel free to zoom in to check for accuracy. 

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A 2-In-1 Plan To Get Ned To Stop Flaking Out On Updates, While Generating Revenue For Steemit
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Thanks to Ned for his outstanding sense of humor while we seem to be getting strung along.

I'm not sure how I got into this nonsense lately, but I'm starting to like this photo editing stuff.  

Looking forward to your funny ideas below.

@steemmatt

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@adetorrent · Jan 12 '19

LOL.!!!!

👍 steemmatt

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@steemmatt · Jan 12 '19 (edited)

Thanks so much for your support (and laughing).  I put a lot of time into this silly picture so it's big.

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@anthonyadavisii · Jan 17 '19

So, much memetic potential with this one, @steemmatt!

If you haven't checked out my Steem replay parody vid, you should check it out for shits and gigs. I made a quick and dirty Ned gif to put on to a well known character from the magic school bus.

Not going to spoil too much but may get a crack out of it so figured I'd share.

Posted using [Partiko Android](https://steemit.com/@partiko-android)

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@steemmatt · Jan 18 '19

Can you drop a link to that?  It didn't seem to jump out quickly on your blog so I probably missed it.

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@anthonyadavisii · Jan 18 '19

$0.03

Here you go! Thanks

https://steemit.com/dtube/@anthonyadavisii/636ehi3q

Posted using [Partiko Android](https://steemit.com/@partiko-android)

👍 sbi10, guiltyparties

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@anthonyadavisii · Jan 17 '19

Was thinking of putting this on it but would be a tight squeeze:

>Steemit's STEEM supports our Mission, Vision and Values which are built on Steem and Steemit.com. Our vision is to grow Steemit.com into a vibrant communities web app, expanding the boundaries of community coordination and online discussion by incorporating cryptocurrencies as incentives. The company focuses on sustainability and decentralization by lowering run costs and increasing revenues by increasing stickiness through better homepage and community tools, and while always demanding a secure and safe, client-side signing experience.

Posted using [Partiko Android](https://steemit.com/@partiko-android)

👍 steemmatt, smartmeme

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@steemmatt · Jan 18 '19

Ha clever.  Maybe he could just use one of those marketing banners from their trade show booths.

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@bitfiend · Jan 14 '19

*Poor* Ned

👍 bitfiend

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@flauwy · Jan 13 '19

That's how I feel with the current Steem price...

👍 steemmatt

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@harvhat · Jan 13 '19

I bet he's singing that old Allman Brothers Band song "I got one more Steem Backed Dollar and I'm not gonna let them catch me no..."

👍 steemmatt

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@steemmatt · Jan 13 '19

Haha clever.  Way to work in a classic here.  It could've also said "Need money fast or else it's the whipping post."

👍 harvhat

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@johnspalding · Jan 13 '19

$0.02

@thesteemingpile Tuesdays at 9:30pm EST on @vimm

![](https://d1vof77qrk4l5q.cloudfront.net/img/34fa549034a22367f3dbcc660a9b3d22041e18e4.png)

Posted using [Partiko Android](https://steemit.com/@partiko-android)

👍 bitfiend, g0nr0gue, shawnsporter

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@bitfiend · Jan 14 '19

$0.02

Having watched the steeming pile for the first time last week I laughed.

👍 bitfiend, johnspalding

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@johnspalding · Jan 15 '19

Thank you! Feel free to join us live tomorrow!

Posted using [Partiko Android](https://steemit.com/@partiko-android)

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@steemmatt · Jan 13 '19 (edited)

A relevant joke or even an upvote would've been better than self-promotion.

👍 johnspalding

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@johnspalding · Jan 13 '19

Oh, come on... lighten up...

Posted using [Partiko Android](https://steemit.com/@partiko-android)

👍 g0nr0gue, steemmatt, shawnsporter

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4 replies

@shawnsporter · Jan 13 '19

See, I see this as a smart promo move that comes across funny

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@joythewanderer · Jan 12 '19

$0.02

This doesn’t even look photoshoped. Damn. 
I thought he’d wear suspenders.

👍 steemmatt, felix.herrmann

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@steemmatt · Jan 12 '19 (edited)

$0.02

I don't use photoshop.  Just Apple Preview and a little iPhoto.

He is wearing suspenders!! I couldn't leave those out.  They're brown leather.

Maybe you'll start seeing yourself wandering in places you haven't been before once I'm done with my Ned phase...

👍 joythewanderer, felix.herrmann

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@lucylin · Jan 13 '19

![scaled map - Copy - Copy (2).jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmetKWuVrmmTkts2pQ7tcDpE41rcCPj3HDSESk2Z6X2wUq/scaled%20map%20-%20Copy%20-%20Copy%20(2).jpg)

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@steemmatt · Jan 13 '19 (edited)

Hah, nice one! For all the Steem they're selling, they might just cover it once they add the USD from the subway session.

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@mitrado · Jan 13 '19

$0.10

Ned should go away, shove the bernies up his ass, I mean shove the bullies up his ass and shit em out in Siberia.

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@abusereports · Jan 13 '19

$0.28

You have been flagged for posting ignorant trash on our blockchain.<br><br>Kindly piss off and GFY.<br><br>!popcorn<br><br>https://i.imgur.com/SOKmIdE.png

👍 z8teyb289qav9z

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@popcornexpress · Jan 13 '19

$0.05

![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmdJjkvwNJ2SL6PZU2RWnzsYXVqBVWFDXd6Q1WSMjT2hcj/1b1.gif)

👍 upboater, popcornexpress, jadabug

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@steemmatt · Jan 13 '19 (edited)

C'mon @mitrado, this post is supposed to be funny and light-hearted.  This is irrelevant and nasty.

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@mitrado · Jan 13 '19

$0.21

And still not as nasty as the bully of Steem that keeps harassing everyone, just for speaking their minds.

👍 delso, tonalddrump, fulltimebot22, fulltimebot60, fulltimebot43, fulltimebot10
👎 ngc, abusereports, berniesanders, thecyclist

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9 replies

@pirateofthedtube · Jan 13 '19

Wow, I sure am glad MS Paint has image enhancement! Here it is! ![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmc7EoB4nrZ82wztLHpnHm1gKKzN43it5CTUWaJjN3gLdx/image.png)

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@pirateofthedtube · Jan 13 '19

Cryptos really are suffering :'(

![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmQvW23nCzt1DEwL6uFh3EvxP6EkRKG4iGq8D3twi1534g/image.png)

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@steemmatt · Jan 13 '19

Hah.  Was that a typo?  Assuming you mean $0.20...  

Thanks for the laugh.

👍 pirateofthedtube

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@sisygoboom · Jan 12 '19 (edited)

$0.03

It should say "please don't make me sell any more of my stake! Will make you a top 100 witness for ca$h! "

👍 steemmatt, mightpossibly, felix.herrmann, madalchemist

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@steemmatt · Jan 12 '19

Hah, yea probably for the lifetime membership fee of $5 at this rate!

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@skramatters · Jan 12 '19

$0.09

"help my blowhole has the stinc" 

Posted using [Partiko Android](https://steemit.com/@partiko-android)

👍 themonetaryfew, steemmatt, mightpossibly

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@steemmatt · Jan 12 '19

You sure that's not the title of his new album?

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@skramatters · Jan 13 '19

I banned iTunes long ago and Ned is in an exclusive partnership with apple.. 🤑

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@stackin · Jan 13 '19

😂🤣😂🤣

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👍 steemmatt

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@steemmatt · Jan 13 '19 (edited)

After your blown tire, glad you could get some comedic relief.

👍 stackin

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@stackin · Jan 13 '19

That wasted my whole day, had to replace all 4 tires haha... it’s all good though 😎

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@steemcafe · Jan 17 '19

Hi man

Posted using [Partiko Messaging](https://steemit.com/@partiko)

👍 steemmatt

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@steemmatt · Jan 20 '19

Oh hayyyyyyyy. Really like the videos you're doing.  Keep it up.  Take the blue pill if you have to.

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@steemcafe · Jan 20 '19

U coming to Austin?

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@thevillan · Jan 12 '19

$0.04

Haha these are gold, the sign said "Help out a steemit veteran who was robbed of his steem power by Dan and his thugs. Will take shirt off."

👍 thevillan, steemmatt, mightpossibly, cheneats

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@steemmatt · Jan 12 '19 (edited)

Hah.  He might not even need to take his shirt off.  The ladies might prefer him pulling off the quasi-firefighter look with the suspenders after he takes the WW2 bomber jacket off.

👍 thevillan

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@thevillan · Jan 12 '19

$0.46

haha lmao, you have a point there XD

👍 frogcake, thevillan, steemmatt, cheneats, lastditch

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@wholeself-in · Mar 7 '20

Nice photo edit, well done! 
May I please use this image in a post? Will credit you, of course!

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@steemmatt · Mar 7 '20

Sure go ahead. Thanks for asking.

👍 wholeself-in

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