If You Build It, They Will Come* by steemmatt

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punchline · @steemmatt · Aug 28 '18 (edited)

$4.32

If You Build It, They Will Come*

A huge Field Of Dreams movie fan, @punchline took this advice to heart, but went a little too far in building a Star Wars bedroom to attract the perfect mate.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/z3WMjg3hu3ce4/giphy.gif
[](https://media3.giphy.com/media/z3WMjg3hu3ce4/giphy.gif)

Sadly, nobody came.*

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.homecrux.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F03%2FStar-Wars-Themed-Room-on-Sale-for-14.9M_1.jpg&f=1
[](https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.homecrux.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F03%2FStar-Wars-Themed-Room-on-Sale-for-14.9M_1.jpg&f=1)



@steemmatt

👍 steemwizards, lordvader, brahma, punchline, getonthetrain, kartiksingh, theregularguy, mightpossibly, coruscate, beerbloke, dandesign86, hanzappedfirst, notb4mycoffee, acolucky, bluetower, steemship, nerdnews, apoloo1, calypso, thevillan, vera-vaders-ea, tamaralovelace, jimshorts, kylo-ren, weirdnews, mgood, ninjamike, beetlevc, povilas, digna, markzuckerbergs, normapolice, wallskirk, ruralcapsule, rmsbodybuilding, raised2b, rj1, herantidote, thetroublenotes, franklinjgc, vzacosta, saimon312, heirastu, jullyg, echavez82, jngg87, jenisbet, mannkann1, patetemj, egomez, blackben, norlymgb, smartmedia-group

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@mamalikh13 · Aug 29 '18

$1.75

holy moses!!! that's some fine legit nerd work!!!!! :D :D :D

👍 brotherhood, bosman, steemmatt, lordofreward, cheneats, sergino

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@steemmatt · Aug 30 '18

I'm glad you can appreciate that from your side of the world.  It's the same language.  Galaxy agnostic too.

👍 mamalikh13

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@mamalikh13 · Aug 31 '18

$1.70

Hahaha!
But that bedroom belongs the mother of nerds herself 😂😂😂

👍 brotherhood, steemmatt, badeder, seb3364, rij, cceleste, kleinheim

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@punchline · Aug 29 '18

$0.10

But what if this is my perfect mate?

https://files.tested.com/uploads/0/5/35731-luke_hand_teaser.jpg

👍 steemmatt

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@steemmatt · Aug 29 '18 (edited)

With no pic source, this must true.  Can't skimp when recharging the lotion dispenser.

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@tamaralovelace · Aug 28 '18

how sad is that?? lol

👍 steemmatt

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@steemmatt · Aug 30 '18

It's only sad until the glorious day his princess arrives...  With a bow, from Russia.

👍 tamaralovelace

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@tamaralovelace · Aug 30 '18

ooooo...mail order..*love* getting stuff in the mail

👍 steemmatt

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