Inexpugnably Pugnacious by steemmatt

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funny · @steemmatt · Jan 1 '18 (edited)

$29.59

Inexpugnably Pugnacious

When a moron has to choose between using their fake Chanel bag full of fake nails or their Pug as a medieval flail...

I imagine her threat to be something along the lines of: "B*tch, you barking up the wrong tree."

You go girl... right to hell.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/11Vk45rCeUGg1i/giphy.gif

[Giphy](https://steemitimages.com/DQmVjwBQH653cVm8k4P5SbHacJx86wvbGX9sBt6WfTh1hBb/image.png)

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@idikuci · Dec 30 '17

$0.04

It's true what they say... It's a dog eat bitch world

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@thevillan · Dec 30 '17

$0.04

Spinning pug kick. Activate :D

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@trafalgar · Dec 30 '17

$9.97

these are the leaked wonder woman audition tapes

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@steemmatt · Dec 30 '17 (edited)

She didn't land the role, but the thankfully the pug got another violent cameo in Kingsman per this YouTube clip.

https://youtu.be/Dg6V-nwlrt4

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@zahidzzs · Dec 30 '17

Haha

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