Let Sleeping Chickens Lay by steemmatt

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joke · @steemmatt · Mar 25 '19

$1.95

Let Sleeping Chickens Lay

Billy-Joe immediately regretted his miscue of calling Henrietta a yellow-bellied chicken for not wanting to break first.

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@steemmatt

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@acolucky · Mar 25 '19

$0.02

I used to pool hustle like this. I had a cock instead of a hen.

👍 steemmatt, khufu

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@steemmatt · Mar 25 '19

Hah. Corner-pocket-number-twooooo!

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