May The Best Man Win - Comedy Open Mic Week 28 - Entry 2 by steemmatt

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punchline · @steemmatt · Aug 30 '18 (edited)

$2.99

May The Best Man Win - Comedy Open Mic Week 28 - Entry 2

@amirtheawesome1 and @belemo racing to a Tinder match that mistakenly told both of them to meet her at the bar at the same time.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/zKUHJHQlaCP3G/giphy.gif
[](https://media0.giphy.com/media/zKUHJHQlaCP3G/giphy.gif)

The winner gets the GOAT Award:

Greatest Of All Time, of course.

---------------
Just a zinger for fun to pay homage to two very funny pillars of COM.

____________
Nominating @redlipstick & @littlescribe to make an entry in the contest.

Please vote for @comedyopenmic as a witness!

[Link to Week 28's Competition.](https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-28)

@steemmatt

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@amirtheawesome1 · Aug 31 '18

$0.04

That’s silly, I never wear white shirts.

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@steemmatt · Aug 31 '18

Belemo looks much better after shaving the stache too.

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@buttcoins · Aug 30 '18

Wow they are both in such good shape.  oh wait... was that the action scene...i guess it was stunt doubles.

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@steemmatt · Aug 30 '18

Stunt triples.  The doubles were with the girl.

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@com-judge · Aug 30 '18

$2.65

Hi steemmatt, 
 
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)

#### Judges:
- @buttcoins
- @take5
- @raj808
 
If you have any questions or queries please feel free to contact one of the judges or come say hi in discord: [Click Here](https://discord.gg/rddw2Ny)
 
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👍 comedyopenmic, steemmatt, bondy007

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@disguarpe · Aug 30 '18

$0.03

I do not think those two have physical conditions to compete

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@steemmatt · Aug 30 '18 (edited)

Ha. HA.  I know Belemo is fit from his involvement in my daily fitness challenge, but Amir has more of a mind over matter approach, which is often far more effective and admirable.

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@disguarpe · Aug 30 '18

$0.02

That theory of mind on matter I use it for my girl to reach orgasm first

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@hanseljoy · Aug 30 '18

who'll win the race:)

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@belemo · Aug 30 '18

$0.10

The black guy always wins a dick race 😋

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@steemmatt · Aug 30 '18

Ha. I'd upvote this, but with a comment like that, you don't need it.

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@steemmatt · Aug 30 '18

I'll let them answer this for us!

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@ilt-yodith · Aug 30 '18

That's insane because I never knew @amirtheawesome1 was black. It's funny that you put him running next to a Saddam Hussein looking guy though.

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@steemmatt · Aug 30 '18 (edited)

https://media2.giphy.com/media/l2SqhcWnliJGv98tO/giphy.gif
[](https://media2.giphy.com/media/l2SqhcWnliJGv98tO/giphy.gif)

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@mamalikh13 · Sep 5 '18

$1.29

dude!!!! I have seen that movie!
man that shit is crazy town!!!! hahaha
like some out of this world skills for the lead actor!!!
I die!!! hahaha

👍 brotherhood, steemmatt, lordofreward, cheneats, sou1iane

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@steemmatt · Sep 5 '18

$0.09

What movie was it?  I was curious.

👍 steemmatt, mamalikh13

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@mamalikh13 · Sep 6 '18

$1.32

the movie is called ''SINGHAM'', you can find it in netflix i think! 
check it out :D

👍 brotherhood, bosman, steemmatt, stylo, lordofreward, steem.doctor, piresfa

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@mightpossibly · Aug 30 '18

$0.10

Hahaaa! Great job Matty, you've done it! (R&M-reference)

👍 steemmatt

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@steemmatt · Aug 30 '18 (edited)

$0.02

From digging around for 3 seconds online, is this a MattBRaps reference?

👍 mightpossibly

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@mightpossibly · Aug 30 '18

$0.10

It's from that episode where Morty delivers an excellent joke and Rick tells him how well he executed the joke.

👍 steemmatt

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2 replies

@rentmoney · Aug 30 '18 (edited)

$0.02

Here they are celebrating because the race was a tie 
and the girl said she would take both of them on ( the date ).

https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/rocky3happynow.gif?w=1045&h=588

👍 steemmatt

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@steemmatt · Aug 30 '18 (edited)

Rock solid.  Frolicking in the ocean can wait for another time when a girl is involved.

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@sharanaithal · Aug 30 '18

$0.02

They both end up in a gutter.

**Moral:** Always eyes on the road, kids.

👍 steemmatt

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@steemmatt · Aug 30 '18

Well said.

👍 sharanaithal

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