T'was A Low Blow by steemmatt

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joke · @steemmatt · Mar 27 '19 (edited)

$4.19

T'was A Low Blow

After 9 glasses of wine, Dante didn't hesitate to give Jasper hell after teasing him about whether the carpet matched the drapes.

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@mamalikh13 · Mar 28 '19

$0.57

hahahahahahaa!!!!!

'' IT'S NOT PINK! IT'S ''SALMON'' YOU FUCKING IGNORANT!!!''

👍 brotherhood, steemmatt, ezravandi, jadabug, hdu, sergino

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@mgood · Mar 27 '19

$0.02

Looks like he threw a slider on the outside corner.

👍 steemmatt, englishtchrivy, jadabug

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@steemmatt · Mar 27 '19 (edited)

You must've read my mind because I was literally typing a reply about an outside slider on my [baseball post](https://steemit.com/baseball/@steemmatt/my-new-baseball-gear-for-the-2019-season-after-a-mini-shopping-spree-plus-my-first-scrimmage-report) at the same time you wrote this. Very uncanny! Maybe it was a pork slider.

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@mgood · Mar 28 '19

$0.03

We are tuned in together. How do you do hitting sliders? I could hit fastballs but I know I would have whiffed on that pork slider.

👍 steemmatt, englishtchrivy, penghuren

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