World Record For The Fastest O Face by steemmatt

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punchline · @steemmatt · May 25 '18 (edited)

$9.66

World Record For The Fastest O Face

Highly sought-after proof confirming that size doesn't matter, it's how you use it.

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@borshaislam · May 25 '18

$0.03

Ha ha really so funny post thanks for share

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@kurza233 · May 25 '18

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Wow wow ha ha ha hi hi . by looking at your vidio, I immediately laughed.very funny and i am very entertained with the videos from you.thanks

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@sisygoboom · May 25 '18

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At least it turned her on, she was a bit distracted before.

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@steem-works · May 25 '18

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Very funny meme sir.. really intresting post thanks for share

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she starts it up like a fidget spinner

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Haha. Do you know her personally ?

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@steemmatt · May 25 '18

I knew her for a second.

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