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shitposting · @steevc ·
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A possible theme for @grow-pro's Shitpost series
I couldn't resist leaving a comment on [this post](/shitposting/@grow-pro/shitpost-your-way-to-success-new-steemit-exclusive-satire-series-lesson-no-03-rebel-writing) by @grow-pro. It's part of a satirical series based on some of the activity we see here. He responded:

> May need to commission you for a jingle! This series could really use a catchy tune.. 

Well that got me thinking and this is the result. I've been wanting to write more original songs and I just need inspiration.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/-wVc-HuGKKA" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Shitpost your way to success
Shitpost your way to success
Just grab some random pictures from across the net
And type some stupid words and you know you're get
Lots of little votes from the minnows and the red
fish who don't know better and are very easily led

Shitpost your way to success
Shitpost your way to success
Quality doesn't matter and research a waste of time
Just hammer out ten posts a day with no reason and no rhyme
Plagiarism should be considered as a higher form of art
And grammar an anachronism for all those old farts

Shitpost your way to success
Shitpost your way to success

Steem on!

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@biblegateway · 
# Breaking: https://steemit.com/news/@bible.com/6h36cq
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@bozz ·
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Nice one!  I think you pretty much hit the nail on the head!  I feel like it is getting harder and harder every day!
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@digitaldan ·
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I'd read @grow-pro 's blog post not long before seeing this, and im so glad i clicked it as i was half expecting some shitposting clickbait but this really made me laugh, thanks!!! 😆
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@grow-pro ·
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You've really done it! I am falling apart over here at the seams! This made my entire day so much brighter, mate! 🍻 

I will surely be using that tune, I love it! You captured the 'essence' of the series well. Nicely done!
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@steevc · 
No problem. It's my pleasure.
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@pixelfan ·
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hahahahahaha... just too good! (sorry, couldn't resist to post a shit-comment ;-)
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@saun ·
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I was not knowing you are a guitarist. I always wanted to be that.
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@steevc · 
It's never too late to start. Lots of free lessons online
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@shanibeer ·
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Haha! I hadn't seen these posts, great fun, and this little song is just what they need.
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@slobberchops ·
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After checking @grow-pro's post, I would completely agree that this is 100% appropriate for his theme tune. Fame will be coming soon @steevc.
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@steemonkey ·
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Now I know how you got to 70. Thanks for the tip ;)
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@trevor.george ·
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Nice :-)

Glad to see you are still turning out the music. Sorry, I've been out for a while with too much work. And this was the first post I've had time to look at for ages. (I seem to manage to put one post up a week these days, but getting time to read anything just doesn't seem to happen)

It's a good way to get back into Steemit ;-)
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@steevc · 
Life can get in the way, but we'll be waiting here for you
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@trevor.george · 
and it's really nice to know that ;-)
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@verhp11 ·
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hahaha greatly done @steevc , just the perfect theme song for the purpose :)
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