create account

Filling out forms is difficult by suesa-random

View this thread on: hive.blog |  peakd.com |  ecency.com
fun · @suesa-random · (edited)
$8.53
Filling out forms is difficult
![](https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2016/12/05/09/36/application-1883453_960_720.jpg)<sub>By geralt on pixabay.com</sub>

Recently, there have been quite a few positions to fill at Utopian (where I'm working since October). For each position, I created a google form, to make it easier to filter out applicants. What I didn't expect was the fact that apparently, it's not that easy to fill out a form ...

One of the problems was follow up questions, that belonged together. "Have you contributed to Utopian before?" "Yes."

Awesome! In that case, the person can certainly link to those contributions, so I can check them out, right?

Nope. Apparently not.

![Have you contribuedyesempty.JPG](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/suesa-random/BKikPfUg-Have20you20contribued-yes-empty.JPG)

Well, okay. That can happen. But someone who's (presumably) on the Utopian discord server, and applies for a position with Utopian, knows what Utopian is about, right?

![Open source project.JPG](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/suesa-random/Mr1ZkY6L-Open20source20project.JPG)

I have to admit, they're not wrong. Not entirely at least. I still would have liked an answer that's a bit longer.

Maybe that's their weakness, writing longer replies. Who knows?

![Weaknesses.JPG](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/suesa-random/dG5xuobL-Weaknesses.JPG)

It's certainly not this guy's weakness. He doesn't have any. [Point a gun at his head, pull the trigger, and the bullet will just bounce off. You can't kill him, you can't hurt him, he doesn't have any weaknesses. He's unstoppable. He has already hired himself.](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/67umjf/weaknesses/)

Okay, enough of our undefeatable applicant, let's move on to the last two: The Optimists.

Ever felt like you might not be qualified, but you apply anyway? 

![YES!.JPG](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/suesa-random/CvnUvylY-YES.JPG)

Just apply. Nobody needs to know *why* you applied, as long as you can convince them of your abilities with the help of an exclamation mark!

And if everything else fails, just be available. Always. Everywhere. For everyone.

![yes.JPG](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/suesa-random/ZXa4Geg2-yes.JPG)
👍  , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
properties (23)
authorsuesa-random
permlinkfilling-out-forms-is-difficult
categoryfun
json_metadata{"community":"steempeak","app":"steempeak","format":"markdown","tags":["fun","shitpost","comedy","funny","humor"],"image":["https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2016/12/05/09/36/application-1883453_960_720.jpg","https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/suesa-random/BKikPfUg-Have20you20contribued-yes-empty.JPG","https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/suesa-random/Mr1ZkY6L-Open20source20project.JPG","https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/suesa-random/dG5xuobL-Weaknesses.JPG","https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/suesa-random/CvnUvylY-YES.JPG","https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/suesa-random/ZXa4Geg2-yes.JPG"],"links":["https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/67umjf/weaknesses/"]}
created2018-11-28 17:58:39
last_update2018-11-28 18:23:24
depth0
children8
last_payout2018-12-05 17:58:39
cashout_time1969-12-31 23:59:59
total_payout_value6.563 HBD
curator_payout_value1.962 HBD
pending_payout_value0.000 HBD
promoted0.000 HBD
body_length2,244
author_reputation29,768,903,867,487
root_title"Filling out forms is difficult"
beneficiaries
0.
accountsteempeak
weight100
max_accepted_payout1,000,000.000 HBD
percent_hbd10,000
post_id76,053,970
net_rshares14,305,541,552,113
author_curate_reward""
vote details (62)
@alexs1320 ·
$0.02
How this poor soul was able to actually open the account on Steemit?
👍  
properties (23)
authoralexs1320
permlinkre-suesa-random-filling-out-forms-is-difficult-20181128t183709961z
categoryfun
json_metadata{"tags":["fun"],"app":"steemit/0.1"}
created2018-11-28 18:37:12
last_update2018-11-28 18:37:12
depth1
children1
last_payout2018-12-05 18:37:12
cashout_time1969-12-31 23:59:59
total_payout_value0.020 HBD
curator_payout_value0.003 HBD
pending_payout_value0.000 HBD
promoted0.000 HBD
body_length68
author_reputation150,945,165,388,638
root_title"Filling out forms is difficult"
beneficiaries[]
max_accepted_payout1,000,000.000 HBD
percent_hbd10,000
post_id76,055,914
net_rshares44,466,540,405
author_curate_reward""
vote details (1)
@suesa · 
It's several poor souls ^^'
properties (22)
authorsuesa
permlinkre-alexs1320-re-suesa-random-filling-out-forms-is-difficult-20181128t184519716z
categoryfun
json_metadata{"tags":["fun"],"community":"steempeak","app":"steempeak"}
created2018-11-28 18:45:21
last_update2018-11-28 18:45:21
depth2
children0
last_payout2018-12-05 18:45:21
cashout_time1969-12-31 23:59:59
total_payout_value0.000 HBD
curator_payout_value0.000 HBD
pending_payout_value0.000 HBD
promoted0.000 HBD
body_length27
author_reputation218,686,954,260,455
root_title"Filling out forms is difficult"
beneficiaries[]
max_accepted_payout1,000,000.000 HBD
percent_hbd10,000
post_id76,056,232
net_rshares0
@juanmanuellopez1 · 
<div class="text-justify">
<p>The truth is that I can not say much because I do not know what Utopian is about and what are the criteria they handle, but those forms are seen with some unnecessary questions. If I had created those forms I would have asked more direct questions to the point.</p></div>
properties (22)
authorjuanmanuellopez1
permlinkre-suesa-random-filling-out-forms-is-difficult-20181129t153420021z
categoryfun
json_metadata{"tags":["fun"],"app":"steemit/0.1"}
created2018-11-29 15:34:51
last_update2018-11-29 15:34:51
depth1
children1
last_payout2018-12-06 15:34:51
cashout_time1969-12-31 23:59:59
total_payout_value0.000 HBD
curator_payout_value0.000 HBD
pending_payout_value0.000 HBD
promoted0.000 HBD
body_length301
author_reputation17,245,207,026,261
root_title"Filling out forms is difficult"
beneficiaries[]
max_accepted_payout1,000,000.000 HBD
percent_hbd10,000
post_id76,102,028
net_rshares0
@suesa · 
Oh, there are several very direct questions. The questions you see above were used to filter out those people, who are completely unusable. And it worked!
properties (22)
authorsuesa
permlinkre-juanmanuellopez1-re-suesa-random-filling-out-forms-is-difficult-20181129t174704773z
categoryfun
json_metadata{"tags":["fun"],"community":"steempeak","app":"steempeak"}
created2018-11-29 17:47:09
last_update2018-11-29 17:47:09
depth2
children0
last_payout2018-12-06 17:47:09
cashout_time1969-12-31 23:59:59
total_payout_value0.000 HBD
curator_payout_value0.000 HBD
pending_payout_value0.000 HBD
promoted0.000 HBD
body_length154
author_reputation218,686,954,260,455
root_title"Filling out forms is difficult"
beneficiaries[]
max_accepted_payout1,000,000.000 HBD
percent_hbd10,000
post_id76,107,929
net_rshares0
@reggaemuffin ·
$0.02
That must hurt :D
👍  
properties (23)
authorreggaemuffin
permlinkre-suesa-random-filling-out-forms-is-difficult-20181128t180338714z
categoryfun
json_metadata{"tags":["fun"],"community":"steempeak","app":"steempeak"}
created2018-11-28 18:03:39
last_update2018-11-28 18:03:39
depth1
children1
last_payout2018-12-05 18:03:39
cashout_time1969-12-31 23:59:59
total_payout_value0.021 HBD
curator_payout_value0.000 HBD
pending_payout_value0.000 HBD
promoted0.000 HBD
body_length17
author_reputation37,964,839,695,531
root_title"Filling out forms is difficult"
beneficiaries[]
max_accepted_payout1,000,000.000 HBD
percent_hbd10,000
post_id76,054,275
net_rshares45,925,941,369
author_curate_reward""
vote details (1)
@suesa · 
Only slightly. Only slightly.
properties (22)
authorsuesa
permlinkre-reggaemuffin-re-suesa-random-filling-out-forms-is-difficult-20181128t180554583z
categoryfun
json_metadata{"tags":["fun"],"community":"steempeak","app":"steempeak"}
created2018-11-28 18:05:57
last_update2018-11-28 18:05:57
depth2
children0
last_payout2018-12-05 18:05:57
cashout_time1969-12-31 23:59:59
total_payout_value0.000 HBD
curator_payout_value0.000 HBD
pending_payout_value0.000 HBD
promoted0.000 HBD
body_length29
author_reputation218,686,954,260,455
root_title"Filling out forms is difficult"
beneficiaries[]
max_accepted_payout1,000,000.000 HBD
percent_hbd10,000
post_id76,054,404
net_rshares0
@scienceangel ·
$0.02
@suesa's wall of shame &#128526;
👍  
properties (23)
authorscienceangel
permlinkre-suesa-random-filling-out-forms-is-difficult-20181128t182310794z
categoryfun
json_metadata{"tags":["fun"],"users":["suesa"],"app":"steemit/0.1"}
created2018-11-28 18:23:09
last_update2018-11-28 18:23:09
depth1
children1
last_payout2018-12-05 18:23:09
cashout_time1969-12-31 23:59:59
total_payout_value0.020 HBD
curator_payout_value0.000 HBD
pending_payout_value0.000 HBD
promoted0.000 HBD
body_length32
author_reputation113,585,841,123,698
root_title"Filling out forms is difficult"
beneficiaries[]
max_accepted_payout1,000,000.000 HBD
percent_hbd10,000
post_id76,055,308
net_rshares44,502,620,521
author_curate_reward""
vote details (1)
@suesa ·
$0.03
![](https://media.tenor.com/images/86aba1cff76f7064be857ed4aa13cc3d/raw)
👍  
properties (23)
authorsuesa
permlinkre-scienceangel-re-suesa-random-filling-out-forms-is-difficult-20181128t182431554z
categoryfun
json_metadata{"tags":["fun"],"community":"steempeak","app":"steempeak"}
created2018-11-28 18:24:36
last_update2018-11-28 18:24:36
depth2
children0
last_payout2018-12-05 18:24:36
cashout_time1969-12-31 23:59:59
total_payout_value0.020 HBD
curator_payout_value0.006 HBD
pending_payout_value0.000 HBD
promoted0.000 HBD
body_length72
author_reputation218,686,954,260,455
root_title"Filling out forms is difficult"
beneficiaries[]
max_accepted_payout1,000,000.000 HBD
percent_hbd10,000
post_id76,055,375
net_rshares44,256,074,181
author_curate_reward""
vote details (1)
Help/Feedback