 credit: pixabay.com 在美国有种说笑的话：要买房子就买10年左右的，因为，那样房子本身的一些问题前主人基本上全部修／换好了。 我们家的房子房龄5 年，现在陆陆续续出现一些小毛病。最近发现每次洗碗的时候，地板上总是会出现一滩水。原本以为是洗碗的时候水从洗水台上滲下去的，并没有在意。这周才发现，原来是从吸水盆旁边漏下去的。这不，只能找人修啦。 可是修理工要下周才有时间。今天晚上在吃饭的时候，老公对我说，你这几天不往在吸水盆里“丢”东西。我回了一句，“我哪天往里面丢东西”？并做了个重重往下摔的手势。 婆婆笑着接口对老公说“哪天你要是听到Susan 摔锅摔碗，赶快要躲开。那说明她生气了。” 老公说，“我一定赶快从门口躲出去。” 每天吃完饭后，都是我负责洗碗筷。老公正要和婆婆到楼上去，突然一个滑手，一把切牛扒的刀从盘子里滑落掉进了水盆中。“哐铛”。我马上对老公说“喔，我刚把刀丢进水盆里了。” 老公反应很快，马上接口说，“那我得赶快跑，哦，可是我妈把我的去路给堵了。” 惹得大家哈哈大笑。 算是饭后玩笑，希望逗大家开心一刻。
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| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| abit | 0 | 10,464,536,286,223 | 40% | ||
| gerber | 0 | 50,827,315,077 | 0.79% | ||
| ezzy | 0 | 60,472,388,750 | 0.79% | ||
| exyle | 0 | 58,978,559,414 | 0.79% | ||
| joythewanderer | 0 | 412,515,417,635 | 40% | ||
| lemooljiang | 0 | 280,170,027,985 | 58% | ||
| magicmonk | 0 | 1,095,425,083,633 | 50% | ||
| laoyao | 0 | 22,709,546,346 | 50% | ||
| somebody | 0 | 14,557,515 | 50% | ||
| skysunny | 0 | 83,129,815 | 58% | ||
| midnightoil | 0 | 79,755,083,608 | 50% | ||
| xiaohui | 0 | 451,394,636,643 | 50% | ||
| oflyhigh | 0 | 2,344,630,655,178 | 50% | ||
| yulan | 0 | 7,952,577,714 | 50% | ||
| helene | 0 | 593,828,871,308 | 50% | ||
| sweetsssj | 0 | 13,213,364,255,515 | 33% | ||
| someguy123 | 0 | 22,326,884,433 | 1.18% | ||
| lucknie | 0 | 13,550,487,869 | 58% | ||
| carrotliu | 0 | 0 | 58% | ||
| dumping | 0 | 1,355,452,049 | 58% | ||
| jinghua | 0 | 0 | 58% | ||
| blackbunny | 0 | 35,661,143,965 | 50% | ||
| lingfei | 0 | 39,330,195,543 | 50% | ||
| coldhair | 0 | 798,200,804 | 45% | ||
| dune69 | 0 | 3,118,968,104 | 0.79% | ||
| rycharde | 0 | 1,182,372,133 | 10% | ||
| exec | 0 | 120,356,046,954 | 50% | ||
| eval | 0 | 382,974,667 | 50% | ||
| shenchensucc | 0 | 16,088,347,940 | 27% | ||
| d-pend | 0 | 14,654,112,026 | 0.5% | ||
| benedict08 | 0 | 181,046,024,929 | 50% | ||
| susanli3769 | 0 | 303,113,361,966 | 100% | ||
| travelgirl | 0 | 117,544,113,325 | 40% | ||
| catwomanteresa | 0 | 88,111,929,625 | 30% | ||
| dine77 | 0 | 602,642,524 | 0.79% | ||
| liangfengyouren | 0 | 5,531,899,794 | 80% | ||
| mangoanddaddy | 0 | 3,277,098,193 | 80% | ||
| fr3eze | 0 | 278,246,814,691 | 100% | ||
| aafeng | 0 | 370,568,400,273 | 100% | ||
| cn-reader | 0 | 31,863,378,880 | 100% | ||
| felander | 0 | 4,056,999,578 | 0.79% | ||
| kimzwarch | 0 | 9,093,680,579 | 4% | ||
| accelerator | 0 | 48,371,769,258 | 5% | ||
| chenlocus | 0 | 34,497,902,258 | 100% | ||
| deathwing | 0 | 816,740,085 | 0.79% | ||
| mawit07 | 0 | 849,210,570 | 25% | ||
| dancingapple | 0 | 9,695,849,379 | 40% | ||
| xiaoshancun | 0 | 8,188,140,373 | 100% | ||
| minloulou | 0 | 3,067,927,628 | 9% | ||
| victory622 | 0 | 169,846,650,255 | 100% | ||
| metten | 0 | 7,139,274,747 | 58% | ||
| cn-book | 0 | 787,391,704 | 58% | ||
| emrebeyler | 0 | 17,192,716,217 | 0.79% | ||
| cnbuddy | 0 | 830,021,779,591 | 90% | ||
| cn-movie | 0 | 70,292,032 | 58% | ||
| lebin | 0 | 186,126,871,606 | 100% | ||
| itchyfeetdonica | 0 | 13,665,528,028 | 30% | ||
| vivia | 0 | 2,281,896,382 | 58% | ||
| dmwh | 0 | 2,776,992,594 | 2.5% | ||
| korinkrafting | 0 | 853,246,134 | 22.5% | ||
| mmmmkkkk311 | 0 | 198,491,794,540 | 3.5% | ||
| fun2learn | 0 | 5,834,314,104 | 3% | ||
| nealmcspadden | 0 | 18,781,823,204 | 0.79% | ||
| maiyude | 0 | 1,851,662,752 | 50% | ||
| suhunter | 0 | 860,712,004 | 45% | ||
| mermaidvampire | 0 | 13,564,799,113 | 45% | ||
| purefood | 0 | 12,346,375,019 | 0.79% | ||
| portugalcoin | 0 | 21,312,120,519 | 20% | ||
| xiaoli | 0 | 204,002,256 | 58% | ||
| jimcustodio | 0 | 1,857,625,687 | 50% | ||
| wilhb81 | 0 | 103,675,799,312 | 25% | ||
| emmali | 0 | 32,471,368,838 | 100% | ||
| sweetkathy | 0 | 2,207,731,348 | 100% | ||
| fishbb | 0 | 975,771,318 | 25% | ||
| bestboom | 0 | 3,190,216,466 | 0.79% | ||
| freddio | 0 | 13,787,849,537 | 15% | ||
| themightyvolcano | 0 | 1,141,065,624 | 0.79% | ||
| fishdd | 0 | 951,559,091 | 25% | ||
| andrewma | 0 | 11,008,571,628 | 45% | ||
| ntowl | 0 | 701,654,718 | 3.5% | ||
| archisteem | 0 | 2,534,238,442 | 7.5% | ||
| coder-bts | 0 | 4,434,872,015 | 45% | ||
| dalz | 0 | 1,148,018,130 | 0.39% | ||
| raiseup | 0 | 465,203,127,829 | 100% | ||
| julian2013 | 0 | 961,960,656 | 1% | ||
| dlike | 0 | 9,423,037,838 | 0.79% | ||
| melaniewang | 0 | 7,851,672,890 | 45% | ||
| coinmarketcal | 0 | 21,924,457,713 | 22% | ||
| steemaction | 0 | 772,955,036,148 | 100% | ||
| engrave | 0 | 10,096,056,528 | 0.75% | ||
| changxiu | 0 | 4,543,000,458 | 45% | ||
| laissez-faire | 0 | 51,949,778 | 100% | ||
| cherryzz | 0 | 151,486,469,715 | 45% | ||
| florino | 0 | 811,875,152 | 15% | ||
| followjohngalt | 0 | 4,385,788,138 | 0.79% | ||
| wherein | 0 | 198,423,540,916 | 30% | ||
| steemfriends | 0 | 5,723,136,803 | 50% | ||
| cnstm | 0 | 91,502,476,688 | 30% | ||
| ctime | 0 | 533,401,601,084 | 5% | ||
| chocolatelover | 0 | 3,981,497,602 | 40% | ||
| mfblack | 0 | 749,051,275 | 0.75% | ||
| tina3721 | 0 | 4,374,015,913 | 45% | ||
| andyhsia | 0 | 6,970,082,852 | 90% | ||
| epicdice | 0 | 146,821,650,642 | 20% | ||
| plankton.token | 0 | 27,971,969,607 | 30% | ||
| justineh | 0 | 45,949,232,902 | 5% | ||
| steem.leo | 0 | 20,081,848,787 | 0.79% | ||
| freddio.sport | 0 | 3,935,565,561 | 15% | ||
| asteroids | 0 | 4,100,719,509 | 0.71% | ||
| contestcoin | 0 | 1,348,825,596 | 100% | ||
| beta500 | 0 | 807,190,066 | 0.79% | ||
| maxuvd | 0 | 20,626,012,164 | 6% | ||
| maxuve | 0 | 28,095,501,458 | 6% | ||
| btscn | 0 | 479,494,673,041 | 100% | ||
| cnbuddy-reward | 0 | 68,931,910,652 | 90% | ||
| gerbo | 0 | 0 | 0.79% | ||
| real3earch | 0 | 8,356,213,180 | 90% | ||
| policewala | 0 | 189,249,049,672 | 100% | ||
| steemjiang | 0 | 0 | 58% | ||
| starnote | 0 | 141,877,671 | 58% | ||
| moochain.net | 0 | 143,110,591 | 58% | ||
| lemool | 0 | 0 | 58% | ||
| liebin | 0 | 0 | 58% | ||
| bettyliu | 0 | 0 | 58% | ||
| younggle | 0 | 0 | 58% | ||
| dinggle | 0 | 0 | 58% | ||
| moocer | 0 | 0 | 58% | ||
| steem-zh | 0 | 0 | 58% | ||
| coursechain | 0 | 0 | 58% | ||
| youngoole | 0 | 0 | 58% | ||
| mice-k | 0 | 3,336,524,332 | 0.79% | ||
| imooc | 0 | 0 | 58% | ||
| steemcityrewards | 0 | 64,388,372 | 0.79% | ||
| lovequeen | 0 | 252,289,000,274 | 100% | ||
| wikicoin | 0 | 0 | 58% | ||
| starchain | 0 | 0 | 58% | ||
| steemzh | 0 | 0 | 58% | ||
| openbazzar | 0 | 0 | 58% | ||
| steemipfs | 0 | 0 | 58% | ||
| polish.hive | 0 | 2,019,422,963 | 0.79% | ||
| dcityrewards | 0 | 18,971,783,496 | 0.79% | ||
| portraits | 0 | 0 | 20% | ||
| hivecur | 0 | 19,496,711,418 | 0.79% | ||
| logicforce | 0 | 913,126,289 | 25% | ||
| chartreader | 0 | 5,763,503,957 | 0.79% | ||
| hivecur2 | 0 | 2,247,768,877 | 3% |
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