When youβre fooling around with your girlfriend, trying to be a good boyfriend by giving her rear end some attention and she had Mexican food for lunch. <center>https://i.imgur.com/Jjl7Lxr.gif <sup>[gif source](https://i.imgur.com/Jjl7Lxr.gif)</sup></center> **Always use protection, you never know what you're gonna encounter in those holes**
author | take5 |
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permlink | some-warning-would-be-nice-comedy-open-mic-round16-entry1 |
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Ha ha ha. Strong man, if I might have fainted when in a hug by thick smoke
author | armiaaceh |
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permlink | re-take5-some-warning-would-be-nice-comedy-open-mic-round16-entry1-20180605t171027530z |
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All is fair in love and fart
author | belemo | ||||||
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Exactly, you should know better than to put your face near any holes.
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.
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Haha, you 2 crack me up. I wonder if it burns the same way as when you take a dump after eating spicy food.
author | take5 |
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At least it's still brown.
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Awesome... tender explosion. "ΒΏQuΓ© pedo?"
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