The How And The Why by tamaralovelace

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funny · @tamaralovelace · Jan 26 '19

$1.03

The How And The Why

# When you're miming how the cat severed your balls and why you now wear them on your belt.    

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@janton · Jan 27 '19

hahaha! that's insane! I love it. great job again tamaralovelace!

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@mysweetspot2 · Jan 27 '19

$0.02

Why does he have *three* balls on his belt??

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@tamaralovelace · Jan 27 '19

well i never said he was *normal* lol

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@serkagan · Jan 26 '19

$0.03

Lol, this is to quickly put them in your pocket in case of danger, haha

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@tamaralovelace · Jan 26 '19

always protect the children

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@thevillan · Jan 26 '19

$0.03

Lol that paints a pretty vivid picture

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@tamaralovelace · Jan 26 '19

hahaa picture's worth a thousand words

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