This Ain't Catnip! by tamaralovelace

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funny · @tamaralovelace · Nov 26 '18

$1.34

This Ain't Catnip!

# When you realize you've been fed lies by your government

https://media.giphy.com/media/13gonQrpKGyely/giphy-downsized-large.gif

*eyes open people*

👍 trafalgar, tombstone, kevinwong, meesterboom, brimax, tamaralovelace, steemmatt, acolucky, cabbagepatch, dandesign86, feedyourminnows, holybranches, alphaccino.art, janton, bluetower, heremonium, stmpay, b00m, arconite, nurhayati, uolshviktor, fellowracket, zenithrink, perkywicked, tuilleswine, tillerthey, freeboarddavit, viperdupe, indigooccupy, sableside, hro066, s6476721, ikudelin, metaboliss, silicaundo, hunangalstyan, miki20336, xlibanti, wisbeech, thejokester, votes4minnows, mrwang, citizensmith, ayay, steemzealot

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@heremonium · Nov 26 '18

$0.02

Are you planning to smoke it all m

Posted using [Partiko Android](https://steemit.com/@partiko-android)

👍 tamaralovelace, heremonium

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@tamaralovelace · Nov 26 '18

nahhh..I'll let him have a little eh?

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@janton · Nov 30 '18

haha! that cat looks highly ticked off! that's another good one!

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@meesterboom · Nov 26 '18

$0.04

Lol, that is one mad cat!!

👍 tamaralovelace

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