When you try to talk to your kid about building confidence and having a girlfriend so he can experience his first kiss and he says that he had his first kiss already in kindergarten. Time really flies by. 
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|---|---|
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| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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| mrwang | 0 | 560,136,991 | 17.5% | ||
| rishi556 | 0 | 773,285,342 | 1.72% | ||
| cryptoknight12 | 0 | 884,557,970 | 3.44% | ||
| nurhayati | 0 | 1,624,271,042 | 35% | ||
| sneakyninja | 0 | 1,083,700,168 | 1.72% | ||
| cadawg | 0 | 4,040,092,083 | 1.54% | ||
| mastergerund | 0 | 781,641,566 | 3.44% | ||
| foxon | 0 | 20,609,534,367 | 1.72% | ||
| thedailysneak | 0 | 1,477,500,707 | 1.72% | ||
| holovision | 0 | 1,471,028,836 | 10% | ||
| sbi7 | 0 | 305,002,837,952 | 62.83% | ||
| babysavage | 0 | 545,826,333 | 3.44% | ||
| giftgiver | 0 | 5,687,442,079 | 1.72% | ||
| sbi-tokens | 0 | 2,045,320,538 | 3.44% | ||
| hive-138307 | 0 | 6,125,089,881 | 100% | ||
| memehive | 0 | 163,197,609 | 10% | ||
| hextech | 0 | 4,583,566,388 | 1.72% | ||
| mafia.wallet | 0 | 483,698,998 | 1.72% | ||
| nftmart | 0 | 2,410,888,372 | 1.72% | ||
| betterdev | 0 | 19,237,284,298 | 1.72% | ||
| pepeymeli | 0 | 591,043,267 | 50% | ||
| h-e | 0 | 0 | 1.72% | ||
| thecouncil | 0 | 647,595,664 | 1.72% | ||
| dafusa | 0 | 863,526,802 | 50% | ||
| rishi556.engine | 0 | 0 | 1.72% | ||
| kolus290 | 0 | 23,160,228,799 | 30% | ||
| truth2.meme | 0 | 949,111,879 | 100% | ||
| mememonster | 0 | 1,408,001,837 | 100% |
!LOL
| author | holovision |
|---|---|
| permlink | re-theabsolute-20221118t21429949z |
| category | punchline |
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| created | 2022-11-19 05:42:12 |
| last_update | 2022-11-19 05:42:12 |
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| children | 1 |
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| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| curator_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
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| body_length | 4 |
| author_reputation | 169,422,295,752,251 |
| root_title | "Grade school wingman" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 HBD |
| percent_hbd | 10,000 |
| post_id | 118,448,480 |
| net_rshares | 11,332,213,508 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| theabsolute | 0 | 11,332,213,508 | 100% |
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| category | punchline |
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| created | 2022-11-19 05:43:24 |
| last_update | 2022-11-19 05:43:24 |
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| root_title | "Grade school wingman" |
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