When your wife has too much Christmas cheer and she adds to your family's social media depression https://media1.giphy.com/media/P3aaEHlnOuj6M/200w.gif *Gif from Giphy* I nominate @foles09 and @dirtydave
| author | theabsolute |
|---|---|
| permlink | overachiever-com-round-40-pt-2 |
| category | comedyopenmic |
| json_metadata | {"tags":["comedyopenmic","punchline","funny","meme"],"image":["https://media1.giphy.com/media/P3aaEHlnOuj6M/200w.gif"],"app":"steemit/0.1","format":"markdown","users":["foles09","dirtydave"]} |
| created | 2018-12-03 23:47:27 |
| last_update | 2018-12-04 00:20:42 |
| depth | 0 |
| children | 1 |
| last_payout | 2018-12-10 23:47:27 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.174 HBD |
| curator_payout_value | 0.048 HBD |
| pending_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
| promoted | 0.000 HBD |
| body_length | 207 |
| author_reputation | 30,582,991,953,296 |
| root_title | "Overachiever COM round 40 pt 2" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 HBD |
| percent_hbd | 10,000 |
| post_id | 76,318,454 |
| net_rshares | 378,392,299,255 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| theabsolute | 0 | 5,744,817,070 | 100% | ||
| spunkpuppet | 0 | 14,054,164,568 | 100% | ||
| acolucky | 0 | 41,602,182,231 | 50% | ||
| idikuci | 0 | 5,905,884,100 | 16.1% | ||
| bitfiend | 0 | 4,070,653,121 | 16.1% | ||
| belemo | 0 | 3,286,628,329 | 16.1% | ||
| disguarpe | 0 | 351,917,946 | 10% | ||
| comedyopenmic | 0 | 287,354,509,568 | 16.1% | ||
| irinkasamoilova | 0 | 483,075,214 | 100% | ||
| neanv | 0 | 482,686,300 | 100% | ||
| hommike | 0 | 482,881,727 | 100% | ||
| boeingcoffee | 0 | 482,430,285 | 100% | ||
| polygontackle | 0 | 482,466,061 | 100% | ||
| buddingcaviar | 0 | 482,966,553 | 100% | ||
| josewaldemar20 | 0 | 59,081,180 | 100% | ||
| woodenwhine | 0 | 482,259,073 | 100% | ||
| busroasted | 0 | 481,978,761 | 100% | ||
| shukinsanechek | 0 | 481,855,017 | 100% | ||
| terminatorcamel | 0 | 482,476,903 | 100% | ||
| com-judge | 0 | 1,000,298,215 | 16.1% | ||
| ordinaryamerican | 0 | 4,320,156,321 | 2.31% | ||
| optimizer | 0 | 4,364,546,110 | 3.92% | ||
| bumpyexponent | 0 | 485,510,010 | 100% | ||
| vilecenters | 0 | 480,504,548 | 100% | ||
| picketscrub | 0 | 486,370,044 | 100% |
Hi theabsolute, Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge). This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.) #### Judges: - @improv - @holybranches - @buttcoins If you have any questions or queries please feel free to contact one of the judges or come say hi in discord: [Click Here](https://discord.gg/rddw2Ny) <center>[Click To Vote](https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=comedyopenmic&approve=1) @ComedyOpenMic For Witness And Disrupt The Steem Blockchain With Laughter!<a href="https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=comedyopenmic&approve=1"> <img src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/448711994275659777/454625592675926026/image.jpg" alt="Support COM Banner" style="width:42px;height:42px;border:0;"> </a> <sub>Thank you to @matytan for the great banner </sub></center>
| author | steemcomedyclub |
|---|---|
| permlink | re-overachiever-com-round-40-pt-2-20181204t000015z |
| category | comedyopenmic |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "beem/0.20.12"}" |
| created | 2018-12-04 00:00:15 |
| last_update | 2018-12-04 00:00:15 |
| depth | 1 |
| children | 0 |
| last_payout | 2018-12-11 00:00:15 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.891 HBD |
| curator_payout_value | 0.267 HBD |
| pending_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
| promoted | 0.000 HBD |
| body_length | 1,176 |
| author_reputation | 10,551,720,516,580 |
| root_title | "Overachiever COM round 40 pt 2" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 HBD |
| percent_hbd | 10,000 |
| post_id | 76,318,860 |
| net_rshares | 1,926,102,741,022 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| theabsolute | 0 | 6,517,706,018 | 100% | ||
| dj123 | 0 | 24,003,726,034 | 99.99% | ||
| idikuci | 0 | 37,390,344,883 | 100% | ||
| bondy007 | 0 | 2,698,311,145 | 100% | ||
| steemnsfw | 0 | 9,317,305,340 | 100% | ||
| yourmaker | 0 | 9,487,066,473 | 56.63% | ||
| dwainus | 0 | 18,894,327,266 | 100% | ||
| foles09 | 0 | 12,246,957,200 | 30% | ||
| reazuliqbal | 0 | 2,044,533,710 | 2% | ||
| comedyopenmic | 0 | 1,772,542,940,043 | 99.9% | ||
| kkkkkl | 0 | 384,652,830 | 50% | ||
| comedyschool | 0 | 12,307,910,482 | 100% | ||
| chillibeans | 0 | 5,555,356,367 | 100% | ||
| sammygarth | 0 | 448,053,650 | 100% | ||
| wargamer | 0 | 322,497,116 | 100% | ||
| com-judge | 0 | 6,502,351,056 | 100% | ||
| danieljavier | 0 | 1,060,439,808 | 100% | ||
| freeskate | 0 | 459,996,188 | 100% | ||
| theycallmebaka | 0 | 3,426,070,247 | 100% | ||
| puwelwol | 0 | 239,688,191 | 50% | ||
| qong | 0 | 252,506,975 | 50% |
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