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punchline · @theabsolute ·
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So High, We're Floating in SpaceX - COM Round 30
A lot of controversy lately because the head of SpaceX, a government contractor, took a hit from a blunt while hanging out with Joe Rogan. Did everyone forget about Obama's "choom gang" and Clinton's "didn't inhale" moments? 

I mean, he launched his car into space while playing David Bowie, of course he smokes every once in a while. Maybe that's when he gets his best idea. Dude, what should we do now? I don't know man, let's sell flamethrowers and surfboards...

Instead of freaking out, I think the USAF should focus on protecting us from aliens and chill.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/9tx0gy37p7oXu/200w.gif

I nominate @theguruasia and @buttcoins for the next round
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@buttcoins · 
puff puff give baby
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@justsayings ·
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I'm jealous of this doge 

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@profanereviews · 
Everybody needs something to bitch about. It's a pretty good life if this is your big worry.
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