Touching the Sun - COM Round 26 by theabsolute

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punchline · @theabsolute · Aug 12 '18

$2.98

Touching the Sun - COM Round 26

NASA spent millions of dollars for probe to touch sun. Pales in comparison to cost of therapy for sun when older.

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I nominate @acolucky and @steemmatt for the next round

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@bitfiend · Aug 12 '18

It depends on the probe that was given

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@theabsolute · Aug 13 '18

I heard that it's designed for ramming...into the sun

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@bitfiend · Aug 13 '18 (edited)

Does the sun shine there?  This could get confusing.  To ram it where the sun dont shine but into the sun where it might shine afterall.

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@jedi-won · Aug 13 '18

That's just wrong. Sun looks pretty traumatized.

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@theabsolute · Aug 13 '18

I don't think it will ever be eclipsed by anything more traumatic

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@rentmoney · Aug 13 '18

Nice one ... short and to the point ..

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@theabsolute · Aug 13 '18

Sun is about to be solarized

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