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You Don't Get Me High Anymore - COM Round 27 by theabsolute

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punchline · @theabsolute ·
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You Don't Get Me High Anymore - COM Round 27
Actual science:  When your girlfriend has a headache and you have sex with her, the headache will go away. It's basically medicine. It's like acetamino-dick-aphen. The only problem is, over time, she will build up a tolerance and will need to take 2 or three at a time.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/Loc1r0h6J7ItO/giphy.gif

*Gif from Giphy*

I nominate @thevillian and @amirtheawesome1 for the next round
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@belemo · 
Your girl is an addickt
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Hi theabsolute, 
 
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@justsayings ·
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Now, medicine tolerance is a big problem. It's up to you, her headache, your headache 

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@pechichemena ·
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what a predickament
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