Moin! Es dürfte inzwischen nicht nur mir aufgefallen sein, dass der Name des amtierenden US-Außenministers [Antony Blinken](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antony_Blinken) hervorragend zu dämlichen Wortspielen einlädt. Durch eine (un)geschickte Überschrift lässt sich da aber noch eins draufsetzen. So sah ich heute morgen auf der Seite der [Tagesschau](https://www.tagesschau.de/ausland/europa/blinken-ukraine-105.html) dieses Bild: <center>![01.jpg](https://images.hive.blog/DQmQ3Am7vbhhE6LRRkAr6x5SkJ6byDyhGfvptq6JkD2TQRL/01.jpg) </center>...und dachte mir dabei unwillkürlich: _"Links-, Rechts- oder Warnblinken?"_ Ich hatte nämlich folgendes Bild vor meinem geistigen Auge: <center> ![02.jpg](https://images.hive.blog/DQmQgzuxmudYRj1W95UfHELEpaq7sMf72qxCkpZxwpafmis/02.jpg) </center>Jetzt frage ich mich: wieso gibt es so etwas nicht in der Bundesrepublik? Zwar hat auch der Name des deutschen Außenministers [Heiko Mass (SPD)](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heiko_Maas) durchaus Potential für Kalauer - jedoch nicht für solche mit **Signalwirkung**. Ich fordere daher, dass sofort [Christopher Hupe (Bündnis 90/Die Grünen)](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Hupe) oder [Alexander Licht (CDU)](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Licht) zum Außenminister ernannt werden, damit die Bundesrepublik an dieser Stelle humor-technisch wieder aufschließen kann. Wem noch andere Politiker mit passendem Namen einfallen, der darf sie gern in die Kommentare schreiben.
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Der ist gut.
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