> ...well “a devil”, a demon, maybe a daemon, but not The Devil; Lucifer doesn’t have time for us peasants.

Dude, you're such a noob.

Peasants are the low-hanging fruit.  They're the easy souls to harvest.  It's like having sex: you can be on the top and do all the sweaty work or you can let that voluptuous bitch jump on the ol' cocker-do to squeeze all its juices out for you.  The orgasm feels more or less the same either way, but the latter is obviously way less stress on the heart.  

Why squeeze the lemon, when there's another hand, not attached to your own arms, that will do it for you (especially when that hand has daily exposure to natural lotion products with smoothing agents)?

That's the beauty of real (spiritual) power, you see.  The more you have of it, the more and more the world will transform to do the heavy lifting of the work for you, the less time you're required to work in order to fulfill your desires.  The world literally bends to your will, like a sex slave on leash.

God tries to sell it like there's "karma", or eternal damnation for living "sinfully".  What a crock of shit.  He's nothing but a con man .  The truth is He wants you to suffer for having the instincts  he He instilled in you and the ignorance he provided you with.  He's absolutely sadistic and a total phony.  He doesn't care about you anymore than you care about the ants you step on or the nut-laden shit that you flush down your toilet.

I, on the other hand, care about humanity and its plights and I share in its suffering.  I want to get my cock sucked just as much as the next man and, despite my powers, I still have to work for it, at least a little bit.

So, if you're feeling the need to have a little something extra in your life like, say, an extra 4 inches on your little betty cocker, I'm more than willing to hand you the money for the operation.  But realize, there are no free lunches in my house and I can't guarantee that I won't take a little more than my fair share of any deals that you make with me, cuz, well, try to stop me :)

Oh, can you follow me and up-vote my future posts?  Thank you in advance.