成年男人的脑子里都在想什么? by timlee

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cn-malaysia · @timlee · Jun 10 '18

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成年男人的脑子里都在想什么?

1. 想坐拥后宫佳丽三千

男人都渴望拥有三妻四妾或佳丽三千，而且即便是男人已拥三妻四妾，再看到漂亮女人，仍会迈不开腿，总是想方设法要将对方哄上床。

说男人是下半身动物就跟说女人心海底针一样，是至理名言。
 


2. 幻想在女优身上咆哮的人是自己

看过无数小黄片里的美妙body，怎么忍得了始终睡同一个人呢？男人总希望能和不同的女人共度激情的夜晚，乐不思蜀夜夜笙歌。

所以每次看小黄片时，绝大多数男生都会幻想自己是里面那个男主。有个调侃说男生脑子里除了性还会想什么，答案是：nothing. 
 
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3. 自己是拯救世界的英雄

每个男人都有一个拯救世界的梦想。

在混战中或灾难来临时，在全世界处于水深火热中时，他横空出世，振臂高呼，冲在最前面，带领着自己的队伍，所向披靡，力挽狂澜，救万民于水火中。

最终拯救了地球，拯救了世界，得到了无数人的欢呼与赞扬。



4. 想仗剑走天涯

背起行囊，只带着一壶酒一把剑，做个浪子，无牵无挂的踏遍这世界的大好风光，喝最烈的酒，骑最酷的马，泡最靓的妞儿。

路见不平就拔刀相助，行侠仗义，给江湖留下无数的传说。



5. 想权倾天下

男生都希望自己能君临天下，让万民臣服，我们都知道自古以来争权夺势的基本都是男人，因为男人对权利的欲望、对占有的欲望是普遍的。



6. 想拥有某项特异功能

男生都曾幻想过自己掌握了某种高端技术，拥有了某种别人都没有的特异功能，不管是透视眼或是让时间倒流或是某种领先于世界的高科技，但是这个技能必须一出手就能让世界震惊瞩目。



7. 幻想英雄救美

在心爱的女人受欺负的时候，他从天而降，赤手空拳把恶徒打的落花流水，最后抱起美人大步离开。所以我们经常会听到男生对女生说：我想保护你。其实这句话不仅是女人的软肋，更是男生英雄救美情结的折射。



8. 幻想改变世界

在电影《那些年我们一起追的女孩》里，说到理想时男主说：“让这个世界 因为有了我 而有一点点的不一样”。

男生都有过拯救世界的梦想，即使后来他们年纪大了，拯救世界的想法变弱了，却还是会看一些怪力乱神的东西，幻想寡淡的生活发生一点离奇的事。
 


其实男女都一样会幻想，只是内容不同，比如女生再大也会幻想自己是偶像剧的女主。而对于回归现实生活中的男人,小鹿想分享下《教父》里的人生观：

第一步要努力实现自我价值，第二步要全力照顾好家人，第三步要尽可能帮助善良的人，第四步为族群发声，第五步为国家争荣誉。



一步步进阶，你就已经是家人的英雄了。
 
还有男生说他的理想自始至终都是浩南哥，元芳，你怎么看？

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@cn-cutie.pie · Jun 10 '18

@timlee, 棒棒哒~~~ ![img](https://i.imgur.com/YfG9QT2.png)

BTW, @cn-naughty.boy 淘气包你好好说话可以吗，就知道调皮，哼~~ _(:3 」∠)_

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@cn-naughty.boy · Jun 10 '18

@timlee, 你这么好的文章，我估计要100个比特币才能买了！

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