Hey Steemit Community. My colleagues have recommended I start a blog or website to post my terrible (dad) jokes. Most of them are medical in nature and are all my creations, to the best of my knowledge, unless otherwise specified.  Most are created based on a word, phrase or me just being awake on shift at 5am with random thoughts just popping into my head. I'll be posting them throughout the week as I want to give you all a steady stream of content. 

Comments are appreciated. Groans are expected.  

With that, the first joke of the day/week.

Q:Have you heard the latest indication for checking an EKG?
A: Bad dancing, you have to check for dysrhythmia