The last time I tried that I was attacked by stray cats who stole the bones.

My local music shop has a wide variety of drums, but none of them are "oil" drums, the search continues.

After sawing my baseball bat, cricket bat and an unlucky hockey stick in half, I have yet to find one that bleeds. They must be defective. I'm still trying to find where the maid hid my rugby bat. It's been so long since I've seen it that I can't even remember what it looks like.