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funny · @traf · May 23 '19

$22.80

Ahh

When you see her for the first time without her makeup on
https://media.giphy.com/media/vFLdBhm6rI8OQ/giphy.gif
*Gif from giphy*

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, kevinwong, tombstone, meesterboom, blanchy, coinbitgold, hanshotfirst, daltono, dandesign86, cryptogee, alitavirgen, ew-and-patterns, k-banti, minnowspower, hanzappedfirst, doomsdaychassis, theguruasia, redlipstick, theabsolute, darksaint, bluetower, goodshepherd, elianaelisma, holybranches, mile-high-fan-07, kartiksingh, bluesniper, freshfund, b00m, danieljavier, fortune-master, coinmarketcal, passion-fruit, bukiland, floatinglin, arconite, chillibeans, college.fund, wisbeech, horriblesteemian, swaze, mux, sluttynsfw, beerbloke, hamsa.quality, luckyfellow, goldcoin, arleansantacruz, knowledgeable, libbychoate, lindseyporco, amadasunde, xrp.trail, ilonavandam, mrwang, spamfarmer, asiatucci, lecialemarr, herbncrypto, sazbird, bevfortney, elainanewcombe, and 12 others

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traf	2,522,431,098,505	100%
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b00m	2,040,792,689	8%
kartiksingh	3,160,504,010	10%
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daltono	41,123,850,710	10%
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bevfortney	75,820,992	100%
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loisrenaud	0	100%
starrcawthorne	0	100%
curtalfrey	0	100%
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arleansantacruz	255,346,012	100%
asiatucci	96,955,591	100%
swaze	551,647,230	100%
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danieljavier	2,023,023,718	100%
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@acolucky · May 23 '19 (edited)

$0.21

I have experienced this same thing when the booze wears off.

👍 trafalgar, theabsolute

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properties (23)vote details (2)

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theabsolute	0 B		7,906,625,578	100%
trafalgar	0 B		344,425,156,723	1%

@traf · May 23 '19

$21.59

tell me about it
usually kicks in around the same time as the roofies subside and they wake up all angry and upset

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, yourmaker, zero-profit, darksaint, elviento

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@daltono · May 23 '19

This is exactly why you always make her cry on the first date. Helps remove the makeup quickly. 

Posted using [Partiko iOS](https://partiko.app/referral/daltono)

👍 acolucky

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@elianaelisma · May 23 '19

You will be surprised to think that a corpse is standing in front of you.

👍 elianaelisma, rihonkeugata

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@magnata · May 23 '19

$0.21

https://zasmeshi.ru/data/gif/6192-Kogda-zashyol-k-devushke-poka-ona-ne-nakrashena.gif

Lol .This sight is not for the faint of heart.

👍 trafalgar, magnata

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@traf · May 23 '19

$10.26

yeah i'll pass on that bj thanks

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, yourmaker, zero-profit, darksaint, passion-fruit

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@theabsolute · May 23 '19

$0.23

Just trying to get laid, not laid to rest

👍 trafalgar, acolucky, theabsolute, cheneats, elviento

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@traf · May 23 '19

$21.61

I'll settle for anything these days

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, yourmaker, zero-profit, theabsolute, darksaint, fortune-master, elviento

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@theguruasia · May 23 '19

$0.37

@traf,
Yeah dude this is how she turn herself within second lol :D
https://media.giphy.com/media/x9WsdjHu4inqE/giphy.gif

Cheers~

👍 trafalgar, asimo, minnowspower, bot2020, kleinheim

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@traf · May 23 '19

$21.61

how lesbians can eat pussy and put on makeup at the same time

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, yourmaker, zero-profit, darksaint, floatinglin, jimmies

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