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funny · @traf · May 18 '19

$21.16

And That One Time...

Me telling you a story after three shots of tequilas 
https://media.giphy.com/media/jPMVgIAzYEruM/giphy.gif
*Gif from giphy*

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, kevinwong, tombstone, meesterboom, coinbitgold, hanshotfirst, thevillan, dandesign86, alitavirgen, ew-and-patterns, mammasitta, hanzappedfirst, k-banti, accelerator, theabsolute, buonalucy, goodshepherd, ezravandi, the-alien, darksaint, bluetower, elianaelisma, weirdnews, mile-high-fan-07, kartiksingh, worldfinances, rycharde, b00m, coinmarketcal, danieljavier, catchawhale, jadabug, passion-fruit, fortune-master, samotonakatoshi, jassennessaj, floatinglin, arconite, chillibeans, college.fund, wisbeech, mux, fandy, knowledgeable, sluttynsfw, beerbloke, youalreadylost, hamsa.quality, amadasunde, ilonavandam, mrwang, xrp.trail, spamfarmer, htotoo, xxxstylexxx, bevfortney, sazbird, antonangulo, sababo, marianoleandro, elainanewcombe, elodiazuchowski, and 2 others

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@elianaelisma · May 18 '19

$0.19

You will see your wife who is fat and fussy as a miss universe.

👍 trafalgar

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@haikubot · May 18 '19

$0.11

<em>You will see your wife 
Who is fat and fussy as 
A miss universe. 
</em>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<sup>- elianaelisma</sup>

---
<sup><sup><em>I'm a bot. I detect haiku.</em></sup></sup>

👍 gentlebot

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@traf · May 18 '19

$0.58

haha they should serve the judges alcohol

👍 traf, raindrop, zero-profit, yourmaker, darksaint, penghuren

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@magnata · May 18 '19

$0.19

https://media.giphy.com/media/cQ7alJ6zLZ5lK/giphy.gif

Lol .I usually tell stories interestingly, only the language sometimes gets tangled

👍 trafalgar, magnata

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@traf · May 18 '19

$0.59

i always get these loving looks from women

👍 traf, raindrop, zero-profit, yourmaker, cheneats, darksaint

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@theabsolute · May 18 '19

This is what happened to Raphael after leaving the Ninja turtles

👍 theabsolute, elviento

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@thevillan · May 18 '19

$0.21

Haha these days one kombucha and I be like...

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[src](https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjI9T0ixjZCFwi8U)

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@traf · May 18 '19

$0.61

it's a shame he spilled his drink

👍 traf, raindrop, thevillan, zero-profit, yourmaker, darksaint, penghuren

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@traf · May 18 '19

$0.58

what's that it's standing on? or is it taking a massive shit?

👍 traf, raindrop, zero-profit, theabsolute, yourmaker, cheneats, darksaint

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