When I so much as think about approaching a girl https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohfFkrLpmfjeenMaI/giphy.gif *Gif from giphy*
author | traf |
---|---|
permlink | auto-restraining-order |
category | funny |
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created | 2019-05-13 03:59:33 |
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voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
cryptogee | 0 | 22,458,919,881 | 100% | ||
beerbloke | 0 | 363,215,952 | 0.5% | ||
coinbitgold | 0 | 76,101,534,387 | 100% | ||
mammasitta | 0 | 18,647,194,520 | 5% | ||
meesterboom | 0 | 102,471,416,739 | 10% | ||
sazbird | 0 | 83,021,088 | 5% | ||
theabsolute | 0 | 7,852,752,257 | 100% | ||
hanshotfirst | 0 | 48,618,899,619 | 1% | ||
wisbeech | 0 | 632,220,505 | 10% | ||
bukiland | 0 | 1,371,390,594 | 3.6% | ||
trafalgar | 0 | 34,390,876,950,517 | 100% | ||
mux | 0 | 544,149,486 | 100% | ||
raindrop | 0 | 259,707,809,864 | 100% | ||
passion-fruit | 0 | 1,738,779,515 | 100% | ||
fortune-master | 0 | 1,545,755,200 | 100% | ||
jassennessaj | 0 | 1,112,677,062 | 2% | ||
catchawhale | 0 | 1,841,965,519 | 20% | ||
dandesign86 | 0 | 31,613,072,018 | 30% | ||
ew-and-patterns | 0 | 19,561,957,080 | 1% | ||
samotonakatoshi | 0 | 2,090,120,706 | 2% | ||
theguruasia | 0 | 8,897,490,580 | 100% | ||
goldcoin | 0 | 301,475,985 | 1% | ||
darksaint | 0 | 7,265,248,800 | 100% | ||
floatinglin | 0 | 843,152,113 | 100% | ||
jadabug | 0 | 1,568,930,689 | 1% | ||
accelerator | 0 | 9,250,462,383 | 0.55% | ||
rijalaronaceh | 0 | 0 | 1% | ||
minnowspower | 0 | 16,354,253,036 | 20% | ||
imisstheoldkanye | 0 | 1,693,160,342 | 1% | ||
thevillan | 0 | 38,822,612,590 | 30% | ||
bluetower | 0 | 6,424,720,812 | 50% | ||
traf | 0 | 2,451,145,380,860 | 100% | ||
hanzappedfirst | 0 | 15,963,012,172 | 25% | ||
b00m | 0 | 2,204,303,463 | 8% | ||
kartiksingh | 0 | 3,760,134,194 | 10% | ||
holybranches | 0 | 3,666,889,489 | 35% | ||
k-banti | 0 | 21,060,680,380 | 85% | ||
mahyulmaulana | 0 | 1,926,587,300 | 100% | ||
ezravandi | 0 | 6,157,233,893 | 2% | ||
alitavirgen | 0 | 21,058,915,649 | 12.5% | ||
postvoter | 0 | 58,687,891 | 100% | ||
sluttynsfw | 0 | 382,137,541 | 100% | ||
elianaelisma | 0 | 5,254,916,638 | 100% | ||
spamfarmer | 0 | 124,121,555 | 8% | ||
amadasunde | 0 | 228,250,362 | 100% | ||
bevfortney | 0 | 99,709,334 | 100% | ||
ilonavandam | 0 | 165,399,915 | 100% | ||
marianoleandro | 0 | 74,013,164 | 100% | ||
antonangulo | 0 | 91,597,234 | 100% | ||
elainanewcombe | 0 | 66,188,858 | 100% | ||
bertahessler | 0 | 60,179,810 | 100% | ||
jeniceoquin | 0 | 197,122,239 | 100% | ||
gretaboan | 0 | 191,459,545 | 100% | ||
sidneybarsky | 0 | 194,689,299 | 100% | ||
lecialemarr | 0 | 190,572,151 | 100% | ||
priscillaclermon | 0 | 201,879,746 | 100% | ||
lindseyporco | 0 | 180,877,410 | 100% | ||
osvaldolemke | 0 | 413,904,601 | 100% | ||
classiebarks | 0 | 415,345,235 | 100% | ||
franciscarosales | 0 | 409,925,328 | 100% | ||
loisrenaud | 0 | 433,822,039 | 100% | ||
swaze | 0 | 550,689,904 | 100% | ||
roma94 | 0 | 252,729,250 | 100% | ||
horriblesteemian | 0 | 560,067,123 | 25% | ||
stitpizgolddi | 0 | 530,408,497 | 100% | ||
hyrikimhou | 0 | 551,940,364 | 100% | ||
jessicapyah | 0 | 540,405,838 | 100% | ||
mariac2601 | 0 | 551,421,611 | 100% | ||
elizabethc7 | 0 | 541,778,881 | 100% | ||
knowledgeable | 0 | 475,608,411 | 100% | ||
coinmarketcal | 0 | 2,319,250,598 | 10% | ||
ashleyq3m5e | 0 | 550,907,670 | 100% | ||
lilyir586carter | 0 | 549,164,191 | 100% | ||
jasmine9ws | 0 | 539,948,412 | 100% | ||
kylieerts | 0 | 545,149,819 | 100% | ||
chillibeans | 0 | 698,490,234 | 100% | ||
alexandrao | 0 | 549,052,299 | 100% | ||
kaylaoxwsilopez | 0 | 535,399,378 | 100% | ||
lauren9l8d2 | 0 | 548,668,662 | 100% | ||
glascyconhard | 0 | 551,630,862 | 100% | ||
progsernaro | 0 | 541,698,550 | 100% | ||
slitperhohar | 0 | 538,436,122 | 100% | ||
tairenrephe | 0 | 551,216,358 | 100% | ||
hipilimer | 0 | 549,128,003 | 100% | ||
nuejoyprocer | 0 | 549,721,235 | 100% | ||
uncerfeivas | 0 | 540,657,439 | 100% | ||
scenjovixa | 0 | 543,337,434 | 100% | ||
blanchy | 0 | 84,566,319,389 | 50% | ||
danieljavier | 0 | 2,058,779,073 | 100% | ||
mile-high-fan-07 | 0 | 3,507,826,749 | 100% | ||
hdu | 0 | 914,849,808 | 1% | ||
college.fund | 0 | 679,679,232 | 50% | ||
youalreadylost | 0 | 325,515,872 | 50% | ||
delabo | 0 | 2,699,800,819 | 1% | ||
luna777 | 0 | 1,033,937,468 | 66.7% | ||
goodshepherd | 0 | 8,178,029,579 | 80% | ||
tony.montana | 0 | 658,282,039 | 50% | ||
hamsa.quality | 0 | 323,610,029 | 5% | ||
xrp.trail | 0 | 134,721,119 | 5% | ||
bonyem | 0 | 69,877,927 | 55% | ||
sababo | 0 | 70,140,275 | 63% | ||
lukakuo | 0 | 151,524,001 | 100% | ||
blockcreate | 0 | 3,161,736,966 | 1% |
You will definitely choose the most powerful girl to shake her hips when she dances.
author | elianaelisma |
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permlink | re-traf-auto-restraining-order-20190513t041119085z |
category | funny |
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created | 2019-05-13 04:11:27 |
last_update | 2019-05-13 04:11:27 |
depth | 1 |
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cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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root_title | "Auto Restraining Order" |
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percent_hbd | 10,000 |
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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MerryNeighboringJohndory-small.gif Lol It seems to me that the order of automatic restriction will work for everyone as soon as she hints at the size
author | magnata |
---|---|
permlink | re-traf-auto-restraining-order-20190513t102225309z |
category | funny |
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created | 2019-05-13 10:22:24 |
last_update | 2019-05-13 10:22:24 |
depth | 1 |
children | 1 |
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root_title | "Auto Restraining Order" |
beneficiaries | [] |
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net_rshares | 340,904,474,463 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
trafalgar | 0 | 340,904,474,463 | 1% |
i hope she's saying tahts the size she wants
author | traf |
---|---|
permlink | re-magnata-re-traf-auto-restraining-order-20190513t113327646z |
category | funny |
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created | 2019-05-13 11:33:39 |
last_update | 2019-05-13 11:33:39 |
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children | 0 |
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cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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root_title | "Auto Restraining Order" |
beneficiaries | [] |
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author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
trafalgar | 0 | 18,174,479,602,926 | 53% | ||
raindrop | 0 | 100,801,502,873 | 39% | ||
darksaint | 0 | 2,790,776,575 | 39% | ||
traf | 0 | 950,886,890,237 | 39% | ||
yourmaker | 0 | 14,252,455,557 | 67.14% | ||
penghuren | 0 | 1,935,763,208 | 75% | ||
zero-profit | 0 | 18,285,609,646 | 89.56% |
That's a lot of restraining orders
author | theabsolute |
---|---|
permlink | re-traf-auto-restraining-order-20190513t042203523z |
category | funny |
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created | 2019-05-13 04:22:03 |
last_update | 2019-05-13 04:22:03 |
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children | 1 |
last_payout | 2019-05-20 04:22:03 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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curator_payout_value | 0.044 HBD |
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promoted | 0.000 HBD |
body_length | 34 |
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root_title | "Auto Restraining Order" |
beneficiaries | [] |
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post_id | 84,755,413 |
net_rshares | 349,266,978,193 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
theabsolute | 0 | 7,967,717,439 | 100% | ||
trafalgar | 0 | 340,951,188,427 | 1% | ||
mlkj | 0 | 348,072,327 | 70% |
i hate cockblock backup dancers
author | traf |
---|---|
permlink | re-theabsolute-re-traf-auto-restraining-order-20190513t113505270z |
category | funny |
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created | 2019-05-13 11:35:18 |
last_update | 2019-05-13 11:35:18 |
depth | 2 |
children | 0 |
last_payout | 2019-05-20 11:35:18 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 7.520 HBD |
curator_payout_value | 2.377 HBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
promoted | 0.000 HBD |
body_length | 31 |
author_reputation | 1,824,619,025,819,741 |
root_title | "Auto Restraining Order" |
beneficiaries | [] |
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net_rshares | 19,070,731,118,129 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
theabsolute | 0 | 8,126,651,094 | 100% | ||
trafalgar | 0 | 17,983,855,518,650 | 53% | ||
raindrop | 0 | 100,039,882,849 | 39% | ||
darksaint | 0 | 2,769,325,524 | 39% | ||
traf | 0 | 943,661,274,334 | 39% | ||
yourmaker | 0 | 14,648,301,315 | 68.06% | ||
ztz | 0 | 498,415,431 | 100% | ||
zero-profit | 0 | 17,131,748,932 | 85.43% |
@traf, Feels me like, how they react when you calling for a bang with your tiny d!ck lol :D Cheers~
author | theguruasia |
---|---|
permlink | re-traf-auto-restraining-order-20190513t045255011z |
category | funny |
json_metadata | {"tags":["funny"],"users":["traf"],"app":"steemit/0.1"} |
created | 2019-05-13 04:52:57 |
last_update | 2019-05-13 04:56:21 |
depth | 1 |
children | 1 |
last_payout | 2019-05-20 04:52:57 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.230 HBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.051 HBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
promoted | 0.000 HBD |
body_length | 100 |
author_reputation | 72,594,431,822,151 |
root_title | "Auto Restraining Order" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 HBD |
percent_hbd | 10,000 |
post_id | 84,756,626 |
net_rshares | 586,955,482,675 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
trafalgar | 0 | 341,075,688,717 | 1% | ||
minnowspower | 0 | 71,223,412,726 | 100% | ||
asimo | 0 | 142,055,330,988 | 100% | ||
bot2020 | 0 | 32,601,050,244 | 100% |
offer me a handjob instead?
author | traf |
---|---|
permlink | re-theguruasia-re-traf-auto-restraining-order-20190513t113537689z |
category | funny |
json_metadata | {"community":"busy","app":"busy/2.5.6","format":"markdown","tags":["funny"],"users":[],"links":[],"image":[]} |
created | 2019-05-13 11:35:48 |
last_update | 2019-05-13 11:35:48 |
depth | 2 |
children | 0 |
last_payout | 2019-05-20 11:35:48 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 7.436 HBD |
curator_payout_value | 2.356 HBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
promoted | 0.000 HBD |
body_length | 27 |
author_reputation | 1,824,619,025,819,741 |
root_title | "Auto Restraining Order" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 HBD |
percent_hbd | 10,000 |
post_id | 84,772,512 |
net_rshares | 18,867,122,935,209 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
trafalgar | 0 | 17,793,732,602,531 | 53% | ||
raindrop | 0 | 99,266,541,086 | 39% | ||
darksaint | 0 | 2,747,542,728 | 39% | ||
traf | 0 | 936,409,864,589 | 39% | ||
yourmaker | 0 | 15,063,829,330 | 69.02% | ||
penghuren | 0 | 1,908,872,602 | 75% | ||
zero-profit | 0 | 17,993,682,343 | 91.23% |
Haha there is a special trick to this m8, but you need a wingman https://media.giphy.com/media/AerqktvEKzEys/giphy.gif [src](https://giphy.com/explore/chopped-off-arm)
author | thevillan |
---|---|
permlink | re-traf-auto-restraining-order-20190513t093138725z |
category | funny |
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created | 2019-05-13 09:31:39 |
last_update | 2019-05-13 09:31:39 |
depth | 1 |
children | 1 |
last_payout | 2019-05-20 09:31:39 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.148 HBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.033 HBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
promoted | 0.000 HBD |
body_length | 168 |
author_reputation | 60,795,561,647,995 |
root_title | "Auto Restraining Order" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 HBD |
percent_hbd | 10,000 |
post_id | 84,766,870 |
net_rshares | 379,642,419,648 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
trafalgar | 0 | 341,009,850,942 | 1% | ||
thevillan | 0 | 38,632,568,706 | 30% |
who cuts off your wings? no thx
author | traf |
---|---|
permlink | re-thevillan-re-traf-auto-restraining-order-20190513t113631598z |
category | funny |
json_metadata | {"community":"busy","app":"busy/2.5.6","format":"markdown","tags":["funny"],"users":[],"links":[],"image":[]} |
created | 2019-05-13 11:36:42 |
last_update | 2019-05-13 11:36:42 |
depth | 2 |
children | 0 |
last_payout | 2019-05-20 11:36:42 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 7.368 HBD |
curator_payout_value | 2.295 HBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 HBD |
promoted | 0.000 HBD |
body_length | 31 |
author_reputation | 1,824,619,025,819,741 |
root_title | "Auto Restraining Order" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 HBD |
percent_hbd | 10,000 |
post_id | 84,772,567 |
net_rshares | 18,701,461,567,367 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
trafalgar | 0 | 17,605,371,748,134 | 53% | ||
raindrop | 0 | 98,503,646,983 | 39% | ||
darksaint | 0 | 2,726,054,604 | 39% | ||
thevillan | 0 | 32,843,749,816 | 30% | ||
traf | 0 | 929,215,015,839 | 39% | ||
yourmaker | 0 | 15,495,853,345 | 70% | ||
zero-profit | 0 | 17,305,498,646 | 89.14% |