Chip A Tooth by traf

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funny · @traf · Jul 2 '19

$19.21

Chip A Tooth

When you go down on someone but chip a tooth on her vajazzle
https://media.giphy.com/media/kD3X5yAQdQUuI/giphy.gif
*gif from giphy*

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, kevinwong, tombstone, meesterboom, coinbitgold, hanshotfirst, dandesign86, diebitch, acolucky, cryptogee, mammasitta, coinmarketcal, hanzappedfirst, alitavirgen, accelerator, gamezine, daijiworld, coinmarketcal2, attention-seeker, hdu, theguruasia, map10k, bluetower, tech-coin, theabsolute, weirdnews, holybranches, elianaelisma, mile-high-fan-07, ezravandi, kartiksingh, darksaint, b00m, imisstheoldkanye, pc-tip, dlikeguy, arconite, goodshepherd, chillibeans, wisbeech, horriblesteemian, swaze, mux, fandy, elviento, beerbloke, sluttynsfw, hamsa.quality, danieljavier, cmmemes, goldcoin, knowledgeable, terminator01, xrp.trail, spamfarmer, mrwang, shiris, turkishcrew, sazbird, rijalaronaceh

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@acolucky · Jul 2 '19

$0.17

Does "vajazzle" mean chastity belt?

👍 trafalgar, theabsolute

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@traf · Jul 2 '19

$7.41

If you use enough super glue I guess

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, yourmaker, penghuren, darksaint

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@diebitch · Jul 2 '19

$0.17

What do you tell the insurance guys?

👍 trafalgar
👎 coininstant

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@traf · Jul 2 '19

$0.57

that you'd like to buy insurance and have it apply retrospectively

👍 traf, raindrop, yourmaker, penghuren, darksaint

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@elianaelisma · Jul 2 '19

$0.18

Kissing the stone is good for u as a practice before you kiss your dream girl.

👍 trafalgar, elianaelisma

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@traf · Jul 2 '19

$0.57

you sure that's the best advice?

👍 traf, raindrop, yourmaker, ezravandi, darksaint, mlkj

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@good.stuff · Feb 25 '20

This Guy!

![This Guy](https://i.imgur.com/l9IJY0V.png)

[Click here to claim your pending free SWA airdrop!](https://goodstuffyourself.github.io)

👍 deepcrapto8

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@theabsolute · Jul 2 '19

$0.18

Probably needed a hedge trimmer to get through the hair

https://media1.giphy.com/media/HIoIYcopjp3I4/giphy.gif

*Gif from giphy*

👍 trafalgar, theabsolute

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@traf · Jul 2 '19

$0.56

that's some strong hairspray

👍 traf, raindrop, yourmaker, theabsolute, penghuren, darksaint

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@theguruasia · Jul 2 '19

$0.07

@traf,
Dude you better don't go in wrong ways! 
https://media.giphy.com/media/ToMjGpIts7PYuuWq0Pm/giphy.gif
**You should go in the right way and you will found what you were looking for lol :D**

Cheers~

👍 asimo, bot2020, votes4minnows

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@ustazkarim · Jul 2 '19

my wife initially laughed, and then shouted at the action

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