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funny · @traf · Dec 10 '17 (edited)

$99.72

Explain it to me

When someone's explained it to me 3 times already and I'm like 'ahh I see', but on the inside I'm actually going
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@dandesign86 · Dec 10 '17

$0.16

Like the first time someone explained Steem and Steemit hehe

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@traf · Dec 10 '17

haha cmon dan, we both know you're still a little hazy on the details over where babies come from

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@dandesign86 · Dec 10 '17

its complicated...

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@hanshotfirst · Dec 10 '17

How did you get a video of every student I have ever taught?

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@joshua-golbuu · Dec 10 '17 (edited)

I remember the first time when I was like 9-10, and where 1 parent tired to explain masturbation (as part of a greater sex talk), then another, then a grandparent....and I went like aha, aha, yet in my head, I'm still like why does anyone want to abuse rub themselves so much, is it bruised or something?

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@theabsolute · Dec 10 '17

That must have been awkward

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@joshua-golbuu · Dec 11 '17

was pretty descriptive....how its grip, how it goes up and down, how self-pleasuring is ok, as long as I don't go blind

do you feel awkward reading this?

haha :D

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@kouba01 · Dec 10 '17 (edited)

$0.32

is it jar of trash??filled with a baby diaper...

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@traf · Dec 10 '17

$0.97

sounds like a really strange gameshow

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@ksolymosi · Dec 10 '17

$0.09

Like me seeing that SBD equals almost 13 USD at the moment... explain it to me pls... :-D

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@sanmi · Dec 10 '17

Did you land in the alien's place by chance ?

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@steemmatt · Dec 11 '17

Hahaha - a legit laugh out loud from me on this one.  Applause.

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