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funny · @traf · Apr 21 '18

$190.81

First Time

When you're going down on a girl for the first time and the only relevant experience you've had is blowing into a Nintendo cartridge
https://media.giphy.com/media/uWNq5XyvWizjwKHS1L/giphy.gif
*gif from giphy*

👍 trafalgar, traf, steemwizards, lordvader, teamsteem, punchline, brahma, beerbloke, coinbitgold, calypso, bluetower, doomsdaychassis, theregularguy, jasonshick, dandesign86, b00m, thevillan, milano1113, steemship, steemmatt, blue-pencil, drsinmongwong, vera-vaders-ea, followyourjoy, hanzappedfirst, sluttynsfw, magoo, theabsolute, azfix, bondy007, kontora, themanualbot, nerdnews, notb4mycoffee, perry1, charliechain, kylo-ren, jimshorts, weirdnews, aminasam, masud1234, gaintshoulder, taylor10, haidernasir, johndilan, mux, dtube2, roman-sabil, jan23com, balykumov, vladimirovanatol, dayu, cezad, evabbraun, brunomcdowel
👎 idikuci

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@charliechain · Apr 21 '18

Very funny meme

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@charliechain · Apr 21 '18

$1.40

I don't want to do like this![image_search_1524297903007.gif](https://steemitimages.com/DQmWNeCK228WHbVNsWAL5SYA4XngyXyXZz4jDrhK5y6kbbb/image_search_1524297903007.gif)
No problem this is my fitst time

👍 gentlebot

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@dtube2 · Apr 21 '18

When u make her cum during her 1st time
https://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/When+u+make+her+cum+during+her+1st+time+im_9a6d08_5371629.gif

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@dtube2 · Apr 21 '18

First Time at The Gym
http://img.ifcdn.com/images/859270d5759fff4405b798401aa858d35ab3d1a6f32ae2379c26046e6be257bd_1.gif

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@gaintshoulder · Apr 21 '18

Would be like oh damn do i start with my tongue or my teeth... which tickles better

👍 gaintshoulder

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@greene101 · Apr 21 '18

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@hanzappedfirst · Apr 21 '18

Wow thanks for making blowing into a cartridge sexual. I thought  I was pretty normal by only taking care of myself 2 or 3 times a day when I was a teenager. If this counts, then it is in the dozens.

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@jasonshick · Apr 21 '18

$1.76

Kind of reminds me about the last time I picked up a chick at the nursing home
https://media.giphy.com/media/sorJAUyAhALyo/giphy.gif

👍 trafalgar, charliechain

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@trafalgar · Apr 21 '18

$4.43

there are advantages in having no teeth

👍 traf, bluelightning

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@jayed007 · Apr 21 '18

$1.76

First time when you see squirting and you don't have any experience.. how to handle this ...
https://media.giphy.com/media/LiPmAd2YXtbY4/giphy.gif

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@trafalgar · Apr 21 '18

$4.34

haha
almost missed it, but it's Diet Ke, rather than coke
wtf is Ke?

👍 traf, jayed007

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@fraenk · Apr 25 '18

well... that certainly made me curious, too... I felt compelled to done some hardcore googling for the past half hour or so to get to the bottom of this...

Disappointingly, it's actually just a regular Diet Coca Cola with an unusual label design.

Here is the original source of this meme clearly showing the label close-up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU1gHX7sG0I

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@jayed007 · Apr 21 '18

I searched it on google using different types tag but i did't found the result. 
Sorry bruh failed but i think it was (ke squirt juice ) Lol : )

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@jayfamous · Apr 21 '18

Lol especially when you thought you're charge. That when she gives you that bad network look.

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@jenifer2 · Apr 21 '18

Eating out a girl for the first time
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👍 jenifer2

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@jenny2 · Apr 21 '18

The first time you fit into your pre-pregnancy jeans and get a new lease on life.
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@jerrybanfields · Apr 21 '18

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👎 cheetah

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@johndilan · Apr 21 '18

It was my first time experience with a girl. 
https://media.giphy.com/media/NNQf5jeIVkhX2/giphy.gif
@traf  i didn't have any idea what i did : ( 
can you explain this Traffy ???

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@konasharmin · Apr 21 '18

Wow..
Very nice funny
I like it this post.

👍 rzaman

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@magnata · Apr 21 '18

https://media0.giphy.com/media/BnOPYeftLXpL2/giphy.gif

You had experience with blowing in a Nintendo cartridge, and I had experience with a chicken :))

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@masud1234 · Apr 21 '18

long time creep, first time poster. my bunny cooper giving me a kiss
https://i.imgur.com/J1wNZ.gif

👍 masud1234

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@masud1234 · Apr 21 '18

First Time comment on your post
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@masud91 · Apr 21 '18 (edited)

15 First-Time Sexual Experiences in GIF Form
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 Feel the Excitement
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The Hummingbird
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@masud91 · Apr 21 '18 (edited)

Image result for first time at the gym
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@max1994 · Apr 21 '18

Just Like a USB Drive .
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@max1994 · Apr 21 '18

A Collection Of Babies Experiencing Things For The First Time
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-08/21/15/enhanced/webdr05/anigif_enhanced-17917-1408650222-14.gif

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@melissa1999 · Apr 21 '18

$1.40

gay men touch breasts for the first timeellencscottgay men touch breasts for the first timegay men
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👍 gentlebot

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@trafalgar · Apr 21 '18

$4.28

pretending to be gay has its perks

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@milano1113 · Apr 21 '18

You need to get horny, than you can make miracles to your girl.
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@mistakili · Apr 21 '18

When pulling off her trousers is more than rocket science

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@moniristi · Apr 21 '18

Fast time....
 https://media.giphy.com/media/PYiUiqXwkclxe/giphy.gif

👍 moniristi

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@perry1 · Apr 21 '18

When she says it's her first time
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👍 perry1

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@priok · Apr 21 '18

great funny post

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@rahmanmdriad · Apr 21 '18

![morning-coffee-194.gif](https://steemitimages.com/DQmPkX55b93Tuh7Mzpe922AyMpXvAHU2o4N6Baxe9Kv293s/morning-coffee-194.gif)

👍 rahmanmdriad

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@regalsoldier · Apr 21 '18 (edited)

$1.39

## Let me explain to the viewers little bit about it.

*When you go down to a girl or woman Using your whole face and not just your tongue can be incredibly helpful. For example, if you're going for direct clitoral stimulation, try cupping the clit lightly between your lips while moving your head around. Your nose can also be used to provide stimulation as well, so don't be afraid to give that a shot*

http://sarcasm.co/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/sexo-oral-840x559.jpg

👍 gentlebot

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@roman-sabil · Apr 21 '18

Yeah! it suggestions beautiful :) i'll I tried blow :D

👍 faisalrizal2018, roman-sabil

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@roselover · Apr 21 '18

![risa.jpeg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmVQnDjhXgSvshdos2KLM4r3RuyTA2gx8QayxFLLmsWMgo/risa.jpeg)

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@sujonkhan · Apr 21 '18

Very nice post..
I like it this post @traf
I appreciate your funny post...

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@sujonmia · Apr 21 '18

Wow..great funny post..i love you..

![DQmeQiUv7bjTBqm43wLc5D8ybqv7dxMdSVZYKrXnjc9Z3b4.gif](https://steemitimages.com/DQmeQiUv7bjTBqm43wLc5D8ybqv7dxMdSVZYKrXnjc9Z3b4/DQmeQiUv7bjTBqm43wLc5D8ybqv7dxMdSVZYKrXnjc9Z3b4.gif)

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@taylor10 · Apr 21 '18

It's been a long time since I slept with someone new, but back in my single days I bloody LOVED the 'first time' with a new chap.
https://executiveponies.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/bridesmaids.gif?w=499&h=287

👍 taylor10

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@taylor10 · Apr 21 '18

Baby Sees Fireworks For The First Time
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012013/1358790684_baby_sees_fireworks_for_the_first_time.gif

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@teamsteem · Apr 21 '18

Haha! You crack me up! You must be a riot to hang with!

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@thevillan · Apr 21 '18

$1.78

Haha lmao I lots my shit when I read this one :D
Lets not forget the facial expressions 

https://media.giphy.com/media/cKv79jtjFaed2/giphy.gif
[src](https://giphy.com/gifs/guy-anderson-cooper-cKv79jtjFaed2)

👍 trafalgar, thevillan, jasonshick

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@trafalgar · Apr 21 '18

$10.72

you sure were keeping your nintendo cartridges nice and clean

👍 trafalgar, thevillan

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@thevillan · Apr 22 '18

$1.36

My nintendo cartridges are the cleanest on the block

👍 gentlebot

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@villani · Apr 21 '18 (edited)

It's too big. I saw so great boob first time,,,
https://1gr.cz/fotky/bulvar/16/043/anime/KHO62d8fb_gif_girl_monkey_boobs_1003880.jpg

👍 villani

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@viviehardika · Apr 21 '18

Good advice!

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@wilson6 · Apr 21 '18 (edited)

$1.76

Like A Virgin, Touched For The Very First Time 
https://img.memecdn.com/like-a-virgin-touched-for-the-very-first-time_o_290615.gif

👍 trafalgar, wilson6

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@trafalgar · Apr 21 '18

$4.19

wonder what age you need to be to wear two condoms as a bra

👍 traf, bluelightning

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