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funny · @traf · Jun 29 '19

$18.94

Fixed It

Whatever the fuck he did, does it work on my wife's boobs?
https://media.giphy.com/media/KnhBjaI9loKIM/giphy.gif
*gif from giphy*

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@belemo · Jun 29 '19

$0.14

If you're doing it to the booty, you need to stand a safe distance away. Maybe use one of your children as shield

👍 gentlebot, theabsolute

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@elianaelisma · Jun 29 '19

Be careful with your wife's breasts because the silicone breast will explode if you squeeze it hard.

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@minnowspower · Jun 29 '19

re-traf-fixed-it-20190629t132843777z

You got a 18.18% upvote from @minnowspower courtesy of @theguruasia!
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@serkagan · Jun 29 '19 (edited)

$0.05

https://media.giphy.com/media/1cIytUZbxfWM/giphy.gif

Lol It's so cool that I decided to pump up my wife to the ass

👍 oceanwhale, serkagan

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@theabsolute · Jun 29 '19

Looks like a new formula for erectile dysfunction

👍 theabsolute

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@theguruasia · Jun 29 '19

$0.09

@traf,
Dude be careful on such tricks, specially while you are at top of her lol :D
https://media.giphy.com/media/C6l1OaT3rHw7m/giphy.gif
**Or let milkman to try that out lol :D**

Cheers~

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@belemo · Jun 29 '19

This looks like fun

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