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funny · @traf · Jul 30 '19

$13.18

Please Ms

When you're in elementary school asking for permission to go to the toilet
https://media.giphy.com/media/wW95fEq09hOI8/giphy.gif
*gif from giphy*

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, kevinwong, tombstone, tamaralovelace, benedict08, hanshotfirst, thevillan, coinbitgold, mermaidvampire, dandesign86, bot2020, mammasitta, coinmarketcal, hanzappedfirst, bluesniper, alitavirgen, k-banti, accelerator, jassennessaj, elianaelisma, daijiworld, attention-seeker, coinmarketcal2, theguruasia, map10k, fortune-master, passion-fruit, bluetower, hdu, entrust, weirdnews, tech-coin, mile-high-fan-07, theabsolute, imisstheoldkanye, floatinglin, jimcustodio, kartiksingh, college.fund, chillibeans, mux, goodshepherd, arconite, hamsa.quality, sluttynsfw, beerbloke, youalreadylost, knowledgeable, pradeeprajora, darksaint, xrp.trail, lindseyporco, xxxstylexxx, laissez-faire, anomaly, aminul7, rijalaronaceh

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@elianaelisma · Jul 30 '19

$0.12

It's really embarrassing to have a walk slowly with the dirt stuck in my pants which requires me to hold the skirt so it doesn't spill.

👍 trafalgar

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@traf · Jul 30 '19

$0.41

lol you say the weirdest shit

👍 traf, raindrop, bot2020, hdu, anti-fraud, nooo, darksaint

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@serkagan · Jul 30 '19 (edited)

Lol, moreover, now I also have to ask permission from my wife, haha

https://media.giphy.com/media/jzaZ23z45UxK8/giphy.gif

👍 magnata

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@sgbonus · Jul 30 '19

When you pee your pants
https://media.giphy.com/media/j1wEzhKfTQLyo/giphy.gif

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@theguruasia · Jul 30 '19

$0.17

@traf,
Yeah dude, it might not easy to hold Pee and Poo lol :D
https://im4.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-4-bbfa1192db5c.gif

Cheers~

👍 trafalgar, minnowspower, trendotoken, asimo, trendovoter
👎 honusurf

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@traf · Jul 30 '19

$0.41

damn, pooing in class will make you really cool

👍 traf, raindrop, bot2020, hdu, anti-fraud, irenweiher, darksaint

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@thevillan · Jul 30 '19

$0.47

Just pee on the floor and watch them go ass up

https://media.giphy.com/media/APEwkvfZ7ANnErByo5/giphy.gif
[src](https://giphy.com/gifs/APEwkvfZ7ANnErByo5)

👍 frogcake, trafalgar, thevillan, ezravandi, dontblink

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@traf · Jul 30 '19

$0.43

hmm, yeah i'd watch her go ass up

👍 traf, raindrop, thevillan, bot2020, ezravandi, anti-fraud, babysister, darksaint

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